The instructions for "safely" applying the testosterone gel are hilarious. Simply apply the gel to yourself, then be sure to wash your hands! Then wash your sink. Then wash the towel you dried your hands on and the cloth you used to clean the sink. Then burn your house down, I think.

Like Johnny Depp hasn't been creepy enough the last few years; now he's going to sing "Hello, Little Girl" to an ACTUAL LITTLE GIRL.

Who here's super stoked to hear a 10-year-old sing a song that's lyrics are one big metaphor about virginity?!?!?!

Yes. YES. She is FAR too young for Little Red. That role is clearly supposed to be a teenager.

Why is no one discussing the cute old lady Robin Thicke say's "Liberate ya" to lol she is adorable and probs has no idea who Robin is lol

Isn't he though? And Bryan Cranston is an absolute delight. I'm sure he has at least 6 Emmys & handful of Golden Globes, but he will still happily dance in roller skates wearing a plaid jumpsuit.

He is! I've said it before and I'll say it many more times: God bless Stephen Colbert. No irony. And I don't even believe in God! Stephen Colbert is so amazing he makes me believe in God, solely so that's there's something that can bless him. When we get to non-existent Heaven, Stephen Colbert will be sitting…

Stephen Colbert is a national fucking treasure. I'm laughing so hard at my desk right now.

I feel like Bryan Cranston just had that outfit on hand.

I really wonder about these people. The ones who dropped you as friends, I mean. I have a friend who has a gluten allergy, and we love to cook together. I mean, there are A TON of recipes that don't have any gluten in them. I'm planning to have a gluten free lunch today, not because I planned don't eat gluten, but…

I wish I had the ability to read on the treadmill. Unfortunately, I end up re-reading the same line 5 times because I lose track of my spot with the natural up-down head movement that comes with running. By the end of my workout, I've read about two pages and remember nothing!

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

What a horrible toad.

I haven't been following the details of the story (only know that sexual harassment took place with other women), but this just took him from the usual *facepalm* reaction of "You should know better" to "You are a despicable excuse for a human being."

The unfortunate thing about Celiac disease is that it can present in many different ways and is often misdiagnosed. I wasn't seeking a Celiac diagnosis when I went to the doctor and I'm very lucky that my doctor ran a battery of tests to rule out different things. My symptoms were bloating, irregular BMs, pain in my…

I did theatre in high school, and could only really memorize my lines after I already had my blocking, because then I could associate the lines with some type of movement.

Here's how I see it though — it opens up a dating pool for people who have celiac/intolerance to gluten and don't want to worry all the time about cross-contamination. Even if the people they end up dating aren't celiac/allergic/intolerant themselves, they lead the same dieticianal lifestyle.

Would it be any less of a proper forum in some sort of formal presidential address,"where one can espouse talking point to a large audience without questions or cynical retort?" When have questions and cynical retorts ever been the conditio sine qua non for any great gesture? I am curious as to what about constitute…

I'm not saying they don't. But it's also naive to think they're the only thing playing a role here. People only care now because they only know to care now.

I think that's a little uncalled for. Obama's not perfect, not close, but he certainly doesn't deserve this constant hate. The fact that he's got anything done is amazing. I can't see what you'd object to in this article. Because, to be honest, the whole "some things I don't like happened, which negates all the good,…