It may not increase metabolism but I've certainly lost a lot eating this way. For me it's about avoiding hunger and keeping my blood sugar level throughout the day. I don't feel sudden drops through the day like I did when I was eating three larger meals daily. Then again, that could also be the fact that I've nearly…

I always through the joke was that she has a rich, glamorous personal life that she doesn't share with the rest of the office. Like her Mercedes, or the fact that Ginuwine is her cousin.

on a related note, when the hell is netflix going to update parks and rec?

It's always been my impression that Donna already gets a lot of ass. She's just too cool to bring it to the office. She keeps her professional and personal life separate. I've always admired that about her.

This just in: human beings are complicated creatures!

Long-Distance relationships may be good.

But No-Knowledge relationships are even better!

I've been dating Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling, and Elizabeth Warren for years now. Years. None of them know it, of course, but that hasn't hurt the relationships at all. If anything, Not Knowing only makes our bonds stronger.

Adorbs, but totally not worth it for those of us who work with perpetual tampon moochers.

It is not their fault that their cousin raped someone, not their fault if their dad raped someone, not their fault is her husband raped some one, not their fault if their friend raped some one.

And yet you're fine with "eat uterus?" I think you may need to think about things.

Guys - my birthday was this week and my boyfriend just gave me my present. They're pink mizuna wendy davis sneakers! He even wrote a letter to wendy davis to try to get her to sign them!

Philly-based artist John Corey Brinkley is selling an illustration of Sen. Wendy Davis — on stationary cards, iPhone cases, etc. at $15 a pop. All proceeds will be donated to Planned Parenthood of Greater Texas.

Sylvanian Families/ Calico Critters are wonderful! I had them and didn't turn into a furry either. I put them in the same, Acceptable Non-"Furry" Anthropomorphic Animals category as stuff like Beatrix Potter's illustrations.

I was one of those (apparently) rare girls who didn't want a Barbie. I am still cheesed that the year I asked for a real electric train for Christmas, I got a Barbie. It was one of those ones with the flexible rubbery legs - my cat chewed off her feet.

“The Barbie formula has always worked. Every three-year-old girl in the world wants a Barbie doll.”

Excellent. I will return my towels to white as well! I need to place an order at soap.com anyhow.

This is consistently my favourite feature on Jezebel but may I suggest a weekly tl;dr? Vinegar. It's the answer to everything and I love it and want to marry it.

Yeah, unfortunately lotsa garbage ones too. This post is only a few minutes old and already the garbage-shovellers are finding their way here.

Holy fuck, I'm old as shit.

Doesn't matter the gender choice, flip flops are still awful.