Out of curiosity, do you not want to be around labs, shepherds, golden retrievers, hounds, great danes or any other large breed dog? They all are breeds with bite histories (as all breeds of dogs do) and all have the potential to kill you with their bite.

I agree, unfortunately. I really would like to give all dogs the benefit of the doubt and believe they can all be loving pets, but pits were bred to be aggressive and violent because of the dog fighting and bear-baiting they used to do.

Time for one of my favorite dumb jokes:

Well, like I said, I'm usually a major curmudgeon about my friends' baby posts on Facebook. I see smugness and trying-too-hard everywhere.

Eh. She's naked, but you can't see anything. Side thigh? Side boob? You see this at the pool.

I don't understand why people are reacting so strongly to this photo. I always thought of the Huffington Post as attracting a fairly reasonable readership, but many of the comments there on this situation are crazily emotional (implying that she is a pedophile or exploiting the baby) and/or vicious.

Then do not read this Wikipedia article on famous Scientologists!

god i know. my soul cried out in sadness. saw the photo and thought no, really? and when confirmed by name, it was all over.

Exactly. And at least three of these dudes (Pablo, Conor and Jeff) seem to have a small specific pet peeve with one specific partner that could easily be addressed by communicating this annoyance to said partner, rather than attributing that trait to all womankind everywhere and complaining about it on the internet.…

I love her tweets. Yes, she's harsh and angry, but that doesn't erase the gist of her argument. It's not the quality of the beauty standard that's the problem, it's that there is a beauty standard in the first place. We spend so much damn energy and heartache performing femininity, and very few of us, if any, feel…

Where did I tell people what to do with their bodies? Are you arguing that I shouldn't tell people not to use their bodies to abuse others? Because in that case, for the record, I am also a COMPLETE BODY FASCIST when it comes to stabbing people, skinning kittens, insider trading, taking a shit in the elevator, putting…

I wrote that in my follow up comment, that beauty standards are always going to be around no matter what. But that doesn't mean we can't discuss it and critique it, also it doesn't mean that its impossible to escape on a personal level.

I'm leaning toward the Razer side of it. This quote is a little harsh but I agree with the gist:

Gah, I am sucking at this commenting thing tonight. I should not drink on work nights.

To everyone's surprise, the end of this story is happy. He realizes he has passion for urban exploring and parkour and she gets recruited by the NSA.

Pantless.

You've got your own issues if you think she was going off his name rather than, I don't know, the damn quote?

Fuck Pablo.

This will get lumped in as hyperbole, but your comment is the greatest I have ever seen on Jezebel. It's true, so very true.

"Not to be condescending, but you know that the douche in the popped collar won't be changing into Mister Right no matter how much you wish that he would, so perhaps you should be focusing on making yourself into the strong woman that will scare him off instead of listing out all of his terrible traits and complaining…

Wow, you really have all the problems with being female all figured out. You would make a great woman.