Wallaby
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Why did they give her Children of the Corn eyes?!

Starting to get why my partner is complaining all the time about our overstuffed kitchen. I own like 90% of these gadgets — at least the nonelectronic ones — and we have a tiny European kitchen.

NOT SPECIFIC ENOUGH. (I have that exact thing, but I use it to make vegan butter! :D)

That's what browser extensions are for. I use Hola for this (plus to walk American Netflix).

Me too! I ended up going with Korean liquid liners (I have Dolly Wink, but K-Palette is supposed to be pretty similar). They can draw extremely fine lines — calligraphically fine — so from a foot or two away it doesn't look make-uppy. There's just something a little more defined about your lash line. I've only used

How is it that this asshole is visible, while I'm still stuck in the grays? :( :( :(

See, this is what you pay $50K a year for a master's in English literature for—to make analogies comparing the humiliating violation of women to clouds. Sylvia Plath is HELLA JELLY right now, I bet.

Missed the word "videos" in the title; thought there would be actual puppies and kittens on British Airways flights; was about to become the frequentist flyer that ever flew.

That's the theatre department. My bike was stolen from right there. Second of three bikes stolen during college. :-(

There's always our old friend "butthole."

BRB, gonna go follow EGR on twitter.

I've read elsewhere that for some people coconut oil does help with redness and with others it doesn't. Some people say Amlactin is the only thing that helps with redness, but for me it did nothing but make my arms sticky and smelly. So... your mileage may vary. My KP isn't particularly red, except for scars from

Here's what you do with coconut oil: rub it on your bumpy chicken-skin upper arms twice a day. Stick with it and your arms go smooth and soft. Magic!

But aren't fake lashes also kind of like merkins for the face?

Yep, did the same thing in my middle school building. People were laughing at me and no one would tell me why. :( :( :(

Recently I was traveling from the UK to California. I had to wake up super early in the morning for my flight, and then had a long layover, and by the time I got to CA I hadn't slept in ~26 hours. After the getting off the plane, I went to the ladies' room, washed my hands, and walked out into the busy airport hallway

Roommate was a raw foodist and clearly had some disordered attitudes toward food. She once made a big raw food dinner, but all the other meals that she ate in front of us consisted of green juice. Or the occasional week-long "water feast." But in the middle of the night you'd hear her rummaging around in the

Maybe the yoga studios I've gone to are geared toward a more educated clientele, but I've never heard either of those claims about hot yoga. The justification for the heat is always increased flexibility.

Yeah, with rye flour, I would mix 2 Tbsp of rye flour with about 3 Tbsp water (maybe a little more) until it got a thick shampoo-y paste, then put it all over my hair, then leave it for a few minutes, then rinse it out *very thoroughly*. It cleaned my hair nicely, but if you don't rinse it thoroughly it can leave