It's "on a roll."

How cynical can you be that you dislike a yearly program featuring adorable puppies playing with toys that helps raise money for animal rescue?

Oh come on. If you really believe the media is just "reporting facts" and not focusing on the (yes) superfluous details regarding his overdose for salacious, click-bait reasons, I have to think you're either being disingenuous or pretty naive.

Programming logic can be applied to just about everything. You can say that life itself is just one huge algorithm and everything in it can be turned into one. It is possible that the professor was trying to show that programming problems can be found anywhere, even as something as terrible as this. However it…

It's a logic problem that intends to provoke emotion to make you fail. Pretty clever, except that obviously rape survivors and their friends would do worse on this test than folks with no experience of rape.

As best as I can understand it, you're supposed to use the information to write the program. My partner is a computer programmer and he tried to explain it to me but then my head exploded and I had to go lie down.

But she was happier as a fat, green, funny-eared monster. So to an extent you could say it's reinforcing the idea that fat=monstrous, but it's also sending the message that monstrous isn't necessarily something to be ashamed of.

How do I pre-order?

Wait, what? I didn't say that people who have issues with their body are too stupid/illogical to understand body positivity. I listed specific "objections" that I'm calling "alien," and they are:

um... you might be misreading the entire everything ever.

This douchecanoe should be forced to read Stoya's guide to consent.

Well, if you're the guy making 300+ times the income your employee, you have to be able to live with yourself. You have to really believe that you're the smartest guy in the room, and that you've worked harder, and that you deserve it more. Because if you don't, than you have to admit to yourself that you're…

Saw picture, assumed another erotic fiction post. :\

Aw man, I remember that Jude Law. I know we all get older, but I feel like he went from "Hottest Guy on the Planet" to "Skeevy Drunk Uncle" status in like 10 years.

I'm a straight man, but that makes me want to make out with your husband. What a badass.

My husband and I passed a teenager being hassled by an anti-choice protestor on the sidewalk. We got 20 feet before he turned back and chewed the person out and got her to leave the poor kid alone. I swooned. I think she did too!

SPLOOSH.

Jezebel:Omg _insert pop star here_ was doing a dirty dance in front a live audience don't they know they aren't empowering themselves and are just feeding into the disgusting male gaze?

They totally deleted your OP. Thin skin I suppose.

I think I like it better when they pull up and over from the bottom hem. When they pull from the top, specifically t-shirts, I get distracted by the increased likelihood of stretching it badly and ruining the elastic around the neck.