True! Although that last couple of lines might apply to the general population of people in serious debt, rather than just students. :)

Gee, I guess you could call graduating without debt a "privilege." At the time it sure didn't feel like much of a "privilege" to have to choose a cheaper, public university because I couldn't afford the tuition at any of the better, private schools that accepted me. Or to have to work to obtain and maintain the…

Not to mention, hardly anyone actually expects men to look like the muscled man in that picture in order to be deemed attractive. Men do NOT need to have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger in order to be considered conventionally attractive; most of them can get by on being moderately slim and slightly toned - not to…

Just don't eat like a hippo? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah! That's all, dummy! Men know how to be a hot chick, why can't we fucking do it, gawd!

Oooo this makes me mad. "Nothing, just don't eat like a hippo." Right. As if that's all women need to do to look good. Exercise not required, eh? So it's like women SHOULD all look good cause it's easy and shit. But men need to be given a break because they have to work SO much harder at it then women. Riiiiight. Poor…

Yes, and I can tell the difference between you (wearing all gym attire, hair pulled up, slightly glowy) and the woman who refuses to wear real pants (covered in cat hair, worn with ill-fitting tee and flipflops, carrying plastic purse the dog chewed on). I have no issue with you. It is the latter I have a problem…

agreed luckymc. I, and everyone else in real clothes, just think you don't have the competence to dress yourself when leaving the house and will treat you accordingly. give no social effort, get none.

And THAT, my friend, explains my hair!

This entire thread is a magical unicorn of comments that is making my day so much better.

I think I just hit the "Recommend" button so hard I broke my mouse. Iguana, indeed.

I have a trophy wife, but by "trophy", I mean person I am incredibly proud of for the things she's done with her life.

You guys, this is what Bieber's tattoo looks like, so you don't have to click through.

Are bad tattoos the new bad celebrity plastic surgery? You'd think with all the money they have they could afford to have something that didn't look like Potato Jesus.

This, after only a week? Hello my newest real life hero.

Nope, this story highlights what's wrong with Western "justice" systems. People want revenge at the expense of the rights of the accused.

Yeah, I've been sneakily commenting here for months under this name all so that one day if Jezebel randomly ran an article about my company I could jump in and plant comments on it. Check my comment history and go fuck yourself.