Agreed. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Oh my god these eyerolling gifs just made my evening. Thank you.

She made it!! So awesome. Good for her.

At first I was like, oh god, this woman again? But then I actually thought about it... how long does this take? Does she get to stop to sleep? I'm assuming she'd need to stop to eat and for water breaks... but holy crap is that impressive if she never gets out of the water!

Cher 'unretouched'? Ha, my ass. Maybe not after the pic was snapped, but I can't see how that's any different than all the retouching that went on in her plastic surgeon's office.

I wasn't referring to Eminem appropriating black culture (I actually never even thought of that, although good point), that's why I said 'cultural appropriation aside'. I was referring to the fact that he could sing about pretty much anything (killing women, calling them bitches, accusing Christina Aguilera of giving…

Time to get a new housekeeper I'd say. I recently discovered that mine hasn't been cleaning under the sofa, or bed, or any other place that isn't visible to the eye. Considering that half the reason I even have a housekeeper is to cut down on dust because I have crazy bad allergies, this really annoyed me to no end. …

Ahaha this is awesome. I actually had to open up my computer to comment (because I'm not logged in on my phone and I was reading it on there), but you needed to be congratulated that badly.

The secret to a good selfie - take a picture of yourself with a dog. Seriously!
Selfie of me trying to look sexy = me looking like a deranged meth head.
Selfie of me while trying to hold my phone far enough away and trying to get a dog to look away from my face at said phone at the same time = me laughing and…

Ok, honestly I think you're just a little bitter over this for no reason. Yes her actions of late have caused my opinion of her to drop, but I would never go so far to say she can't sing. Mainly because it's just not true. Say what you want about her, that girl has an amazing voice and she made it a lot more on her…

Haha I do too, that's why I said she 'can be considered' pretty. Frankly I think the only reason people consider her pretty is because she does gender so well - she always dresses up, wears makeup, has her hair done perfectly, and wears 4" heels. SJP in sweatpants and no makeup is a similar situation to Lena Dunham…

I didn't really get that. To me she came across as - "I'm aware everyone here doesn't like the way I act, and I don't care." Cultural appropriation aside (not because it isn't important but because I honestly think she doesn't get it), to me she's just using this whole ratchet culture thing as a way to push the…

Oh yes... this. At least she's just trying to make her own way, and she doesn't come across as self-righteous about it. She's not pushing her way on anyone else.

Ok, I just have to come out and say it... if I was built like Miley, I would never wear clothes either. Seriously... even if I lived somewhere other than Canada I'd probably never wear clothes. Clothes are constricting and uncomfortable, and body confidence rocks.

It looks like she corrected it... I know I have more than once fallen victim to autocorrect on my phone.

I would say maid service isn't really accurate in this case. I have a maid, and she doesn't walk my dogs, make me food, or do any office work (nor would she if I asked). I think rent-an-assistant is more appropriate.

Well I happen to think aging - no matter what your hair or skin type - isn't all that bad, but maybe that's just me. Either way, you still can't compare (even an aged) Cameron Diaz to Lena Dunham. One is (still) physically attractive from an objective standpoint - symmetrical features, full lips, high cheekbones,…

I agree. I never get to go out anymore because I live way out in the suburbs and the only way I could get to and from a bar is with a $100 each way cab ride - and I just can't justify it. I don't just drive there anyway and hope I don't have too many drinks... If I had that kind of money you'd bet your ass I'd be…

Hey, we don't want him back. You can keep him.

Right? I have no problem with her being confident with her looks either, but I've always kind of gotten the vibe that she thinks she's God's gift to the world (not necessarily physically), and that's just not an attractive quality to me. I can't help but think that if she was conventionally attractive people would…