I was gonna support the NCAA but they were 5 miles beyond my care radius so the NCAA can go fuck itself.

I’m imagining Lauren walking into the GMG offices this morning and just casually chucking an octopus into the hallway.

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

#America2019

Anyone have a guess when tickets will finally go on sale? I figure they were waiting for Captain Marvel to come out, but it’s out and I really don’t want to be stuck going to the 10:35 PM Thursday night showing.

In these replies, people not understanding that Incineroar was Fire/Dark because he’s a Heel.

No he’s absolutely right. Also Zebstrika might as well be Electric/Fire. /s

Its the internet. We’ll give them something unique like Fire/Electric and they’ll still be outraged because 4x Ground damage.

The man lasted 15 years as the president of a major company, you don’t do that by accident.

Xenoblade even came out twice! This guy is smoking something bad...

Hell we got 2 versions of Xenoblade. I am so confused what this guy is talking about.

Im sorry I dont really understand this. All those games did come out to the west. Xenoblade Chronicles even came out on the 3DS. Nintendo just didnt publish Last Story and Pandora’s Tower in America.

Go away, child.

If you look at his history before he joined up, he had no trouble dipping as soon as he thought it wasn’t worth his time to stick around at a place even if he had been responsible for some good shit under his watch. It says a lot of what he thought of Nintendo that he stayed through the end of his working years. I do…

Those all WERE on Wii tho...

His greatest achievements are keeping morale high when Nintendo was going through hard times. Going to E3 when you don’t have much news to share is rough. It’s easy to do big things when things are going well. The true test of leadership is how you weather a storm and make a comeback when the wind changes direction.

But...we did get it. I have my copies on The Last Story and Xenoblade Chronicles for the Wii on my shelf by my desk as we speak.

Do us all a favor and fuck off

No, no it isn't, not by a long shot. 

not really lol