“Bortles!”- [throws molotov cocktail at the academy, runs away.]

The actual hamster has far better luck when it comes to careening around in a metal death machine though.

nothing to see here except kinja being shitty

I’m rooting for the GUUUUUUY who dropped the SCREEEEW in the tuna.

She’ll make the money back by stealing Mount Rushmore.

Old games can still have a tournament life; there’s nothing wrong with that. And Melee is still very entertaining to watch.

I don’t doubt Sakurai cares, his physical struggles are pretty well known. But I don’t think he cares on the level that some Smash fans care. How could he and not completely burn out on the game totally? Japanese developers are already known for a work/life imbalance that would make most Western devs gape in horror…

Many men were also offended by the word. I do not care about that.

Jar Jar is still a thing.

Actually reading the article? No thanks.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I’ll throw my hat in for Storybots as well - cute, educational, catchy, and reminiscent of They Might Be Giants’ kiddie fare.

Every time a Melee head whines about not being main stage at Evo I die a little bit more inside.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

You guys don’t let people enjoy other smash games, bashing them to hell till is dead, so no, is time to retaliate and kill melee for using its influence in negative ways to destroy other communities.

Seconded, it’s the very definition of toxic nostalgia

It’s time to let old things die...

It seems as if all that salt he shed about Melee, Melee, FUCKING MELEE along with the undercurrent of being a bit of a ass might have finally caught up to him. Melee was released almost 18 fucking years ago. It had it’s time in the spotlight, more then it’s fair share and yet, we have folks like Hungrybox who seem to…

Magnets?