They place the launching point for each Pokemon though so it wouldn't have been hard to move the place the attack animation starts at on Blastoise. Hell they did it in Pokemon Stadium.

If you want to get ultra technical, yes, but we all know what he meant.

Not immediately no but from the sounds of how they were talking pretty early in the game. You get them from the professor (who doesn't actually give you your starter this time) in Lumiose city, which looks to be about the 3rd or 4th town.

Yeah ok you're mature. I'm done with this now.

The only frustrating thing is why does the Hydro Pump (or I suppose it was Hydro Cannon in the trailers) come out of his mouth and not the GIGANTIC EFFING CANNON ON HIS BACK/ARMS?!

Not trying to be funny it's just stupid how whenever anything changes in anything someone has the slightest bit of nostalgia for it "rapes" their childhood. Give me a break.

It should be pointed out to all the geewunners out there that you don't HAVE to Mega-Evolve them, what's more, and you should be excited about this, you get handed the choice of Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle during the game's story mode, no waiting till after the Elite 4! All good news!!!

Oh shut up, rape jokes aren't funny, and your childhood is definitely just fine.

Too be fair, as a Michigan fan I'm kinda pissed it's ending but I'm not gonna make shit up over it.

It's by me TODAY AAAAAAHHHHH but I'm not going into Ann Arbor on game day, I'll hit it up tomorrow.

So will lots of people I'd bet.

People can bitch all they want, this thing is gonna print Nintendo money. It's for people that don't have a 3DS already so all the internet people whining about how they can just turn the 3D off on their 3DS and voila 2DS are NOT THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC. It's being release on the same day as the new Pokemon games in…

Not a fan of Raph's voice.

Plausible yes, still stupid.

Out of the United States population 72.4% are white, 12.6% black, 16.4% hispanic/latino, and 4.8% asian, with other races filling in the gaps. (per the 2010 census).

OMG REALLY THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE IN JAPAN?!

I thought the implication was Brock was hispanic if anything other than tan. Plus: it's Japanese and Japan isn't nearly as diverse as the US.

It's unfortunate that this my type isn't more heavily represented EVERYWHERE.

I too am a grown as MAN. And as a MAN I'll never really know what it's like for a WOMAN to be talked to like this.

Villain in this article: PHATDOG