Did you see what she was wearing? Any possibility of a good impression went out the window when she got dressed this morning.

What is comical is why they don't compare this to someone trying to break records in sports and keeping stats? So if some little kid wants to set a high score on brick breaker watch out! Potential mass murderer in the making!

I need room to spread out, put my feet up on the bars!

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Ehh, everyone of those is insured. The insurance company will be taking the hit.

Poop can come out, but the penis can go in.

Easy solution. The kids picked last this week are the team captains next week. You can only be team captain once during the year. How friggin hard is this?

Nevermind read the ubisoft forum and confirmed you must complete the main missions to reset.

Can someone clarify for me, can you reset them simply once you take over all outposts, or do you have to complete all the main missions as well and then you can reset them?

My last two places of employment listed on facebook? From high school? Nice zinger there.

Your manage people and use double negatives.........Walmart or Petsmart?

Ever think that your mothers medical condition and you being premature were most likely the cause of the asthma and your sibling being autistic is completely unrelated?

My brother and dad each picked up very clean ones for low 20's! Im waiting on the C6 ZO6's to be in the 20's and ill bite

Yeah your obviously a prude. Their damn slogan is where a kid can be a kid. Not where a kid can be a young proper well behaved tame animal on a leash.

Skipping PS4

If someones job is commission based (which you could almost say waiting is), they need to work hard for the sale, being polite and attentive to their customers and not being a royal bitch. If you went to buy a TV from a guy working off commission and he is an asshole and you don't buy it after talking with him and…

Its 12,000 pages but let your mom have a go at it http://clergyfiles.la-archdiocese.org/listing.html

Can't wait til I can run Far Cry 3 on my Wii U gamepad from my PC while I am on the toilet. Yay technology!

More EWOK Movies!

Man their version of Taylor Swift would have to commit Hari Kari