I'm guessing it signifies West Baltimore. That's the bad part of Baltimore. (It has 1% more crime than North, East, and South Baltimore).

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

The ankle bracelet doesn't have that kind of range.

They probably told him that they wouldn't be serving crab legs at the pre-Draft buffet.

The Justus Leeg

I'm sure you have enough muscle from patting yourself on the back. No one is judging committed atheletes, but not everyone has the time or will to be one.

"I'm Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV"

Tom tried to get her cell number, but whiffed when he said "Let me get your digits."

Tried to think of a good comeback for that, but I am completely stumped.

Gotta hand it to Tom, he really got out on a limb.

"I want you to form a fucking wall."

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

That "O" on the jersey is nowhere near a 27-degree tilt. This is what the "O" looks like when you drop it into Photoshop and tilt it exactly 27 degrees.

Maybe they just wanted the positive vibes of dressing like the best college football team of them all: the Oakland Raiders.

Typical Cam Newton. If it wasn't "I" 277 it would've been "ME" 277.

1. Aaron Rogers.

This whole article is so wrong and off-base about so many things I don't even know where to begin. But this might be the stupidest part: "Why, on the LA episode, is there a lengthy interlude about the desert outside the city because Queens of the Stone Age once recorded there, but can't even make a gesture towards…

They have lightsaber training at army, Mother.