It would be impossible for anyone to fully embrace all of her curves.

i know that guy...

i'd like to go ahead and throw this out there because i hear it a lot:

I wouldn't expect a suspension. It was only his first yellow car.

Before you judge, I'd like to see one of you stay on the wagon for an entire baseball game.

Sounds like you just can't stand not being the center of attention. When you get bored you move on. Pretty typical "marry my needs" type.

Yeah. The facts as she reports them are: she was feeling a lack of attraction to her partner, and instead of taking advantage of the thousands of resources out there to help couples work this out (since this is a common problem) she...left him for someone else. Who's also leaving her unsatisfied now. If there was more…

Exactly. I'm all for splitting up if the relationship is dysfunctional and making you both miserable. But if your partner is great in every other arena and you're both happy together, but you're just not as hot for him/her as you used to be? I'm sorry, but no. You try therapy, or counseling, or sex toys, or…

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

They don't have football, they have Canadian football, which is basically if you took good old American Jesus Football and let Salvador Dali or some other weird asshole change the rules just because.

She said she was working on a treadmill desk so she was multitasking for a lot of it I guess!

Nice spelling. Fail.

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Best Man Holiday did so well that the new news is there will be a sequel to the sequel. Trilogy!

Isn't that pretty much common sense? Most women want a guy who is somewhat tall. To some it's an important factor, to others not so much. But guys who complain about the height thing are just as bad as women who complain about guys liking a woman with a nice figure. Actually, no it's not. You can change your weight,…