Lululemon > Nike

Exactly. Honesty's the best policy in dating. Getting a straight-up rejection is something I can respect. They're not into you, that's it - over. It's much more frustrating to be deceived - the fade, the suddenly overwhelming schedule, etc.

Honestly, her intent appears to be far worse. The demand for sexual history and a facebook link points to an extremely controlling personality. She seems to want a perfect person right off the bat, without any effort on her part. She definitely thinks she's hot shit as well.

It's possible. However, I've been on OKCupid before and these type of long rambling demands is not as uncommon as you think. This list doesn't look too stereotypical though, making it crazier.

I was actually a bit more active on this before they updated Kinja haha.

Not to worry, Asian men (especially the younger, progressive types) don't like dating Asian women since they're all bratty princesses with daddy issues and make you wait way too long for a fuck that's disappointingly with their bras on and the lights completely off. Not a lot of thrust with those skinny legs and…

I'm an Asian man and I'm very much into rough sex. Of course, I won't commit to it unless my partner's willing.

I agree. I hope the OP at least tried. The relationship was strong enough that they started a fucking family. Someone's love and affection doesn't deserve a "blah, blah, blah."

On one hand, "staying together for the kids" would just make people miserable. If my parents were happier divorced then I'd think that's better than being raised by two bitter people.

This is the reason why I prefer Tinder over all others. A profile can be incredibly well written and all, but if the attraction's not there, you're shit out of luck.

Huge fan of their men's shorts. Little details like the way they design their pockets, boxer-brief liner, and the overall fit are clutch.

How in the holy fuck does that dress stay on? Double sided tape the entire way around?

Food. A pretty host. And juuuust enough cleavage. Like literally her cleavage on any given episode was calculated by years of research.

If your SO judges you for watching porn, congrats you are with an insane person, a fucking liar, or an abject puritan straight off the Mayflower with time travel capabilities.

Sometimes you just need non-porn to fap to. Twerk videos on youtube for example. And gym selfies on tumblr. And volleyball. And Giada at Home. And the list goes on...

From what I've read, her 6hrs included walking on a standing treadmill while at work. It's not as if she was at a gym for that long.

This weighty matters shit is like crack.

I do not recall commenting on your fitness and diet. But please, put more words in my mouth.

And by "diet" I don't mean a month long fad crash diet. I mean consistently eating well until you are no longer hungry.

If you have a good training program and an effective diet, you don't have to exercise all day.