KoolAid Man never stood a chance.

Are we just going to glaze over the $3,000 price hike over the outgoing model?

Why should someone buy this over a Civic or Corolla?

People love free stuff, whether it’s shitty or not.

I hate to be that crunchy sanctimonious asshole but, holy shit, have these assholes ever hear of leave no trace?

”About six motorcycles.”

When you say “about” before your fleet total, you know it’s bad.

There is a special place in hell reserved for people who shoot videos like this in portrait.

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

I love trucks for these reason:

- Place to put my dogs
- Place to put my lawnmower
- Place to put dirty clothes
- Place to put my kids bikes to take them to a park.

Just because you don’t need to do “truck things” doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate the truck

The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.

I can't believe I'd ever say this. But I miss when a Chevy Blazer was a Chevy Blazer. 

“I demand a recount.”

--Antonio Cromartie

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

I think the fundamental problem is that the item in question carries minimal value. 

I have a feeling that these fine upstanding gentlemen are not entirely unfamiliar with what to do with items of value that just happen to have fallen off the back of a truck.

I dunno, it’s almost like I work for a website that, uh... likes automobiles

One day I’m just going to run a 100-foot extension cord out my window for charging and then write about whatever happens.

Funny t-shirts might be the biggest red flag as far as sense of humor goes.

As far as athletes go, baseball pitchers players seem to be some of the dullest tools in the shed.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.