Assailing Hyundai reliability?! Have we been transported to 1997?!

Fuck. You. So. Hard. (says the man who had bland oatmeal for breakfast and is about to drown in drool)

this person comes around once in a blue moon

Let me correct my mistake: In college, I could by a 12-pack for $8. Even women with perfect taste in beer make mistakes sometimes.

Toyota/Lexus has some seriously odd interior design these days.

Time to climb over this rock? Nope, I got my CAFE hypermiling bib on my bumper

This is great and all but I want to know, whats the best fleshlight?

This is great and all but I want to know, whats the best fleshlight?

sporty grand tourer called the Cheetah.

Just so you know, your mom’s trans was replaced under what the industry calls “goodwill.”

As a person who considers himself neutral on both of them (Pistons fan=my attitude on Jordan, lukewarm on James), I think this might end up being the argument for James being considered better than Jordan, in that it could be said that he had to make all of his best shots from a disadvantage vis-a-vis Jordan.

Once, in the darkest throes of my college alcoholism, a friend and I had already finished 30 silver bullets on a weekday afternoon between the two of us when we discovered a 6 pack of Magic Hat #9’s in the back of the fridge. I opened one and read the underside of the cap, which read “How did you get like this?” I…

it's supposed to be a fruit beer?

I think most scenarios are better with a cooler full of cold beer.

I’m going to assume without even checking that Rolls-Royce will sell you a set of leather sheepskin unicorn-hair floor mats with 24 karat gold and an infused aroma of aristocracy for an extra $45,000.

Natrone Means

Seems like more of a reason to take it offroad. Think of the clicks you can get with a “A Jeep is good off road, but what this driver did might surprise you!” headline and one wheel spinning wildly in the sand as the car doesn’t go anywhere.

I’ve gotten some looks from younger folks. It’s an attractive car. Haven’t done any #urban #active #Millennial things in it yet. I wanted to take it to an offroad park but that’s off the menu now.

I’ll ask about this car... I’m very intrigued by the picture.

How about the metric of “routine maintenance and repair costs?”
Whoops. You lose.

Now that you referenced my X-Mode write up on the Forester forum, you are obligated to review a 2016 Forester XT when they come out in a month or two.