It's funny when Pierce answers questions this way, but nobody will be laughing when Aaron Hernandez does his rendition.

I have never commented twice on a single comment, but man, yours is a headline that is just literally awesome. I'm 44; I don't use "awesome" lightly. What a poor bastard. Who convinced him to play another year is what I would want to know.

It's safe to say this is the first time in Smith's career that he's been hesitant to go to the screen.

Manziel may not have been in sync with Gordon, but he clearly made an effort by being high all day.

Unfortunately, Savage was the only thing that went right for the Texans' offense today.

I doubt if Miller takes much offense to this. He also has a history of conspicuous and ill-advised attempts to get off.

Uggh. I can't help but think Arkansas would have seen this coming if only they'd read the back of the quarterback's jersey.

Belly Butler

I can understand the coach being disappointed in Smith, but it would be pretty hypocritical if he completely gives up on him.

This would never happen in Waco.

And they say only sorority girls give head for beer.

He couldn't possibly have made it through the alphabet that fast.

Given recent events, I would have thought Belichick would be more sympathetic about the microphone's unwillingness to take the stand.

Of course scoring on Jets is easy for Denver players. Every single one of them is already a member of the Mile High Club.

Are you trolling the comment section of your own article?

Good list, Greg. Some people are bound to disagree with the order, but that's okay. It's not like these are set in stone.

You have to admire the dedication of this kid. He really went for it when the coach called for the team to unexpectedly pass.

It's just a shame he did't save his yard work for Sunday, when he surely would have sliced into the trees.