Uggh. Everyone knows it's a huge mistake to put pussy on a pedestal.

It's going to be difficult to trust the testimony of the students in this one if they can't even tell the difference between a bottle of vodka and a Boone's Farm.

I won't believe this until I see Chris Broussard's math.

I don't know about this. It seems to me Brazil was the team that sucked.

This just confirms my belief that everything in the Southern Hemisphere works the opposite way.

Afterward he vedged out on his couch with a gallon of ice cream and looked at pictures of his exes.

He was trying to protect Aoki.