I know a guy who has one of these. He owned his own company for years. He made money, but he did things that make no sense. Like, he decided he'd save money by not buying himself a new office chair for 15 years. So he duct taped his armrests back together when they fell apart. And proceeded to buy new suits every…

Modern stability management and traction control.

Heated seats. So nice for the winter time.

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Aw, man. I love heated seats.

I was a salesman at a NY Chevrolet and Cadillac dealership where I was able to sell Cadillac and Chevrolets and I have to agree with this. But, there a couple even bigger issues in my opinion. One, the "Cadillac salesman" were old men. There was no room for the young guys because we had 3 65+ year old guys selling…

Your pic of an opening shot has some real resonance, with me. Now, I've never been to Ettleson Cadillac, but for decades in Chicagoland, Ettleson and his partner were on TV constantly waving stacks of money saying, "Celozi-Ettleson Chevrolet: Where you always save more money!". I can't see a dealership with his name…

Wait...So what you're saying that the standard dealer model doesn't make for the best shopping experience?

My driver's ed instructor told me it was illegal to drive barefoot.

Boobs. They still get you out of tickets.

I remember the talk I got before my first car show:

Call it a stretch, but still.

Mini designer, pushing back from CAD computer: "That's it. All outta shapes. I'm going home."

why hath though pointed this out! will never unsee.

Ok what is this? I am assuming this is under a 2 number AMG. Like an M Sport package or something. Or will this be the highest model GLE? Cause I am not sure what I am looking at here. It does't wear AMG badges on the back so...

Coupe: I do not think that means what you think it means.

please make it stop.