VolvosaurusRex
Volvosaurus-Rex
VolvosaurusRex

You will need a degree in rocket science, endorsed by NASA, and must pass a complicated chemistry/physics test.

Not mine, but it's what comes to mind ANYTIME I think about the 'Reply All' button:

A few weeks ago, some moron (accidentally, I hope) set a distribution list containing over 40,000 people for the notification e-mail for a Jenkins build failure. Maybe a copy/paste error, who knows. Inevitably, a build fails sometime over the weekend and 40,000 people get the notification, 39,999 of which couldn't

I came out of the closet at work via 'reply all'.

Not a personal screwup, but was interning at the largest global bank (250k employees) in 2006 when some poor drone in another office mistakenly CC'd the companywide distro email address in a note to his/her boss. Blackberries had just become a thing at the time so imagine 250k people not used to mobile email

So it's exactly like the original!

Don't say slope. Someone may label you as a racist.

That's good, you found a white convertible that has otherwise nothing in common with this car. I congratulate you.

As long as he didn't say something along the lines of "What took you so long to ask?"

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Standing 69 is a young man's game.

Of course, the question now is...where did the paragraph come from? :)

I used to supervise a helpdesk of about 80 some odd guys. Being that we were in tech support you can automatically assume we were nerds. Being such a type of people always left us susceptible to passing nerdy jokes around and masking links using tinyurl etc back in its day.

This was my third week at a new job. My wife and I were e-mailing about a couple we met in our neighborhood the night before. They were REALLY IN LOVE and were constantly involved with baby-talk and weird pet names (honey bunch, baby cakes, etc). My last response to my wife was "I wuv you, angel-tits!"

I had a bunch of gchats going, including ones with my cousin and my boyfriend, who have the same name. My boyfriend and I were long-distance so our gchats could get....spicy.

Texting my ex-wife "I love you" when it was meant for my fiancé.

I build websites for people... and one of my clients was a Catholic Church in Florida. Their site admin messages me for real quick things in Google Hangouts sometimes. Worth mentioning is the fabulousness of Google Hangouts' way of handling GIF's. I was enjoying "Bilbo Fucking Baggins":