My advice is to have your girlfriend wait in the car and just bring her the documents to sign when they are ready. They can check her ID and look at her in the window, but absolutely not say a word to her.

I love how he says its only $4 per month, basically assuming that you’ve lost track of the $1000 offer you’ve already stated. That’s also concealing the fact that the extended warranty extends the number of payments beyond 60. This is what would make me walk out. Instead of trying to sell me on the real merits of the…

Problem is those sides of the coin are not evenly weighted. For every good story there are so many more bad ones.

In the future hatchback buyers will have to buy a CUV and tick the box for “non-idiotic suspension” which will cost many pennies more but actually be cheaper to make.

Whatever Michael Schumacher was driving at the time.

How many more words that are a vague reference to electricity also rhyme with volt?

So you plan on trading in the R after a year then I'm guessing?

Can you do an inventory of what electronic things still work after 50k miles?

You're then assuming everyone's engines are competitive. If Merc dominates the engine category and nobody can fight back with aero excellence then the series will be even less exciting while Nico and Ham have a gentle Sunday cruise to victory week after week.

They should release an official model of dogecoins so you could 3D print them out for keepsakes like they do with stock tickets.

Not deep enough, they might escape.

Why would it be so hard? There are emulators for original nintendo games, why would it be so far fetched that a future computer could not emulate a simple ECU from a 2009 Avenger?

I wonder how long ago people were complaining about “over-reaching government” mandating seat belt use...

Have you been to Indiana? I think we should sell it to the highest bidder to raise money for healthcare or a new racetrack or something, or you know, something reasonable like a bag of pistachios.

The "results" paragraph was a little light. How "mass" was the mass exodus? Why did they leave if they weren't dependent on commission? What was the customer service outcome? Any experiences from actual customers leaving satisfied? How did their prices compare to other dealers'?

#richguyproblems

Did they change the front at all?

It's like if your worst enemy went to the courthouse, changed his name from Bill to John and you kept screaming "BITE ME BILL".

It's "Ally" now.

I don't think Jesus ever had a driver's license, so he wouldn't have to worry about that anyways.