More attractive:

You're comparing Chevy Cruze sized cars to Chevy Malibu sized cars...compact apples to mid-sized apples.

Do we not get the hatch at all anymore?

This is all I can see...

Your physics class in school?

Your physics class in school?

Your physics class in school?

Your physics class in school?

Your physics class in school?

Crossovers are how automakers are slowly easing people back into buying wagons. I plan on doing a write up on my theory soon.

Neutral: Lincoln says:

It's a Mazda DERP face!!!! If only I had photoshop at work!

At least GM has rays of hope that people are showing up to driving events.

Cadillac.

"This is just too conservative."

You know I wouldn't mind a long name so much if it meant I was getting a great car.

Seriously? No spoiler alert for the Japanese GP? This is the age of DVR, get with the times, Jalopnik!

You're upset that a car company whose headline product is one of the world's premiere sports cars is able to make money in a deep recession?