Julian Assange, isn’t it time for you to step up and prove that you’re not a misogynistic pig? I can’t even type that with a straight face.

You know what - fuck you.

True. Those of us who were adults during the 90s remember the tons and tons of bullshit heaped on her at every fucking turn though. Why yes, I AM still bitter about that. That decade was a non-stop “know your place, bitch!” commentariate from all sides.

I’m 47 and my younger sister still bullies the fuck out of me.

That’s totally fine! I just wanted to be sure I didn’t miss it.

If you emailed me, I didn’t receive it. If you didn’t yet, that’s fine. Just wanted to let you know that if you had, I wasn’t ignoring...

I met Hume Cronyn and Jessica Tandy once at a hotel in my small town as they were coming out of the dining room - they were filming a movie together. They were tiny, tiny, tiny but very gracious people. I just recently found out that my older cousin dated Scott Newman (Paul Newman’s son who died tragically young from…

I am so excited about this! Like a child the first day of school. Pencils sharpened, ready to pay attention. Yay!Advice! voluptueux@gmail.com

I will MAKE a burner email for advice! I don’t have one, but give me 20 minutes and I will.

It’s really bothering you that nobody gives a fuck what you think, isn’t it? I mean, just to make it clear: We don’t give a fuck about you or your opinion of us. I have some self-esteem issues because I USED to give a fuck about assholes like you. Life is so much better now that I just feel pity.

As a fat woman who never gets fucking laid (pun totally intended) and who realizes that it has a lot to do with self-image and a total inability to flirt, I wish I could follow you around so that you could teach me your ways.

No. On pretty much everything you wrote. If she had come into the job and was given an employee handbook with a dress-code that she then violated, I would agree with you all day long. This is not about the company having a policy that she violated. This is about one person deciding that she didn’t like her, didn’t…

Oh yeah. Because we all know that everything that’s posted “all over the internet” is true. It’s the law!

Yes, because the Republican noise machine was ALL over Bernie Sanders and was tossing out the words scary SOCIALIST and taking out tons of attack ads on him. Oh. Wait. No, they weren’t. They were HOPING he’d win because all you have to say to huge swaths of Americans is the word ‘socialist’ and they will run in the…

Of all of the asshole judges that I’ve read about on here - and thank you for bringing them to our attention - this is the only one I remember getting sanctioned (although I could be mis-remembering). And, while I am glad that she was, I wonder why it only seems to be the woman judge who has to suffer the consequences…

WORTH IT! Seriously, the only mayo (outside of my friend Charles’ homemade which has to be made of golden eggs and magic) is Duke’s Mayo.

Yeah!!!! Oh. Wait... except those millions of more PEOPLE that voted for her.

Clearly proof that Donna ruled! Hands down one of my favorite lines from her.

There’s that unspoken “boy” after the name Cassius Clay? It’s so telling when people call him that and it says nothing good.

You would win that bet! I looked and she is, in fact, incredibly attractive. People suck and I’m sorry that you have to deal with them.