You want the Social network, but not the social or the network, right?

They saw the first season of Heroes. Blowing up a nuke in New York? Only effects 0.7% of the world population.

So far my only qualm with Google Plus is that I'm unable to have it echo yet. Using things like Hootsuite or Twitterlinks, I can update my status one place, and have it hit all of my other online identities.

In other news, people who don't think these things through demand to make fake identities on Google Plus.

That's kinda insulting.

This would be awesome for helicopter-involved late-night car chases.

I've already read them, and have no intention of owning the movies.

Most of the dreams of my childhood through last year of high school that I vaguely recall were right before I woke up. The dream consisted of me going through my normal routine, showering, dressing, eating breakfast, walking to the bus stop, getting to school... then waking up and having to do it all a second time.

Go away, Gordon-Levitt. You don't exist.

That was what I came here to say. If people visualized media through black & white all through their life, that would stick.

BWAAAAAAHHHNNNNN

The Mothman is back! Quick, get a sequal on it pronto. Should we use Richard Gere again?

Well, the Bible doesn't explicitly say that Jesus WASN'T an Owl.

Wow... Us americans have NO taste in movies.

You could have summed it all up:

A WILD STEREOTYPE APPEARS

Wow, that's so awful that they put that third option there.

It's like a stake-crossbow, but for hipsters, instead of vampires.

In the redneck world, this guy is a king.

Or, we could just transition into talking like those aliens from Mass Effect.