Nerds love making fun of nerds more than anybody.

What evidence is there that Jerry Seinfeld is a racist/sexist/homophobe? Oh wait, you said undercover, so you don’t need any evidence.

What is it with niggers and literally being anguished by the concept of personal responsibility? Jesus Christ.

Stupid nigger. If you don’t think Deadspin of all places sticks up for the plight of the poor black man, then you must feel victimized constantly. This is the biggest excuse making liberal rag you’re going to find. If you think Gawker is too hard on you, you need to just crawl back into your mother’s womb. You can’t…

I blew a Deadspin editor so my horrendous puns have to be seen by everyone.

Shitty Pete Carroll joke.

That seems kind of dangerous with all the stuff the guys were on. I know for one that amphetamines and Viagra aren’t a good combination.

Everything’s so blurry.

I assume because he was hitting .500 with 5 home runs in 20 at bats and hit one of them off Mad Bum. No wait, baseball players are babies. This site sucks dick. Tom Ley is a faggot. No one will ever read this.

You don’t need evidence that a rape DIDN’T happen. It’s the other way around. I swear, you guys are the same people 100 years ago with the pitchforks and nooses. Gawker would have had Jameis Winston hanging by a tree in 1920. The concept of innocent until proven guilty is being completely thrown out as it applies to…

How did she get raped?

What a stupid comment. Do you think he was literally smashing his keyboard when he typed that? He put as much into that comment as you put into yours.

Psychopaths don’t have much of a startle response.

So lolsports. Then why the fuck are you here?

This is literally something out of a Chappelle Show skit. You’re pathetic.

Are you white? Then it’s racist for you to even be asking this question. Go make some horrible puns about this story, then you can get out of the grey.

You think 46 likes are enough to have your comment out of the gray? Think again. This comment is funnier than the 5 pages of unfunny Deadspin ballwashers I just had to sift through.

Let’s give Andrew Harrison the greatest benefit of the doubt while giving the white people commenting on it the least benefit of the doubt, then maybe we can shift the focus back to white racism.

Let’s give Andrew Harrison the greatest benefit of the doubt while giving the white people commenting on the story the least benefit of the doubt, then maybe we can shift the focus back to white racism.

Why do we have to read your bullshit just because you ballwashed some Deadspin writer? Your posts are the stupidest takes on this topic. “Let’s give Andrew Harrison the greatest benefit of the doubt while giving the white people the least benefit of the doubt, then maybe we can shift the focus back to white racism.”…