Jealousy. My feelings are 100% jealousy.

So will they use green condoms to make this easier?

I've debated off and on about buying one of those for my husband. I was worried it would be a waste of money but they are fascinating to me for some reason.

I bought my boyfriend one for Christmas!

The last thing I told to an ex-boss before I quit:

Uhh- yeah. Thanks

burn her! burn her!

Tenga eggs are the best, I would buy them as little gifts every once in a while. We tried the whole line too! Their lube is also fantastic too, that thing just lasted for forever.

i hate reading articles like this because you know they'll show up on an MRA site and the criticisms will be totally valid. A Jezebel article should not be making me side with them

She doesn't have a dick but she sure is a dick for the way she wrote this article.

It's for the lonely fucks who have to move to remote, desolate locations in the bush for work where there aren't single women, much less many people, you self-righteous, sex-shaming cunt.

Does being a vegetarian prevent you from using Google?

Bama has the most disgusting and disrespectful fans I have ever encountered in my life. They make my skin crawl.

Violence is never cool, but.... I'm impressed.

I guess you've never heard about the opening of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring?

I'm older than most of you folks. I had measles, mumps, chicken pox, scarletina and recurring tonsil issues (had my tonsils out at 33, thank you very much!). That is pretty much what childhood looked like back in the fifties if you weren't at least upper middle class. You can bet your ass my kids had their…

Well as a Catholic, I am THRILLED that I can go into work and decline to do paperwork, since that is apparently now against my religion.

Female Viagra is called FOREPLAY.

I concur with what others are saying - she doesn't need to "rehab" her image with me. I couldn't give two toots what her drug use may or may not have been; that's her private business. I think her cookery is lovely and I wish her well. If she wants to sit down and shoot the shit with Oprah, good for her. I would watch…

I can completely understand why you'd have to be smart (or at least have someone very smart looking out for you) in order to turn modeling into an actually profitable, long term career. From what I've heard it's pretty easy for naive young girls to get swept up in the glamorous fantasy of a modeling career and then…