They also might, when choosing to live among us incognito, think the name Ford Prefect would be nicely inconspicuous.

The last fella I dated talked in his sleep CONSTANTLY and I'd wake up and be all "what?"and he'd be saying "go check the stats, the papers are on the fridge" and I'd have one foot out the bed at 3am to get the papers off the fridge and realise... HANG ON A MINUTE, YOU'RE ASLEEP! On top off that, I sleep walk every few…

I should match you up with some of my exes.

They were that boring, huh?

In the district where I went to school, wearing any body armor would get you suspended for ten days. I found that out when I was doing research back in high school concerning the practicality of borrowing an acquaintances bullet-proof vest to wear to school as a joke (I went to school in a city that is regularly at…

That sounds like the name of a ska/reggae band.

I teach refugee adults. Many are from Burma but grew up in camps in Thailand. We've had several incidents where we had to speak with students who came to school wearing shirts with Nazi symbols or messages. They've told us these designs are ubiquitous in Thailand and very popular among youth. We've been told by these…

There's a large Chinese population in the fishery towns in the Aleutian Islands. The east and west census regions of the Aleutians were 35% and 28% Asian, respectively, at the 2010 census (see: http://projects.nytimes.com/census/2010/ma…)

Or African or European swallows...

She wasn't fired for being hot, she was fired because his wife found out they were sending each other flirty texts. The sexting was the danger to his marriage. And the court says point blank that if she had brought a sexual harassment or hostile work environment claim, it might have come out differently.

You have to follow this crazy link: http://www.starbucksstore.com/facebook-offer…

It's in Chinese. In major airports for flights going to international destinations they tend to have the announcements for boarding/gate change/passenger call-ups, etc in the language of the final destination, usually the carrier's language as well (in my experience Lufthansa for example always has an announcement in…

From the furnishings it looks like the video was taken from a lounge of one of the carriers. As there are a lot of Asian international flights out of SFO it would not be unusual for them to make announcements in Asian languages to help out the nonEnglish speakers.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

Daaamn, I do know what's what, but it's hard to find a good, safe, and exciting fuck these days. XOXO Gossip Girl in Single Town.

Probably because you start every sentence with "I know how to backtrace NSA wiretaps, build Rube Goldberg machines that spit out coffee when you disable the office alarm and AND also figure out why your co-worker's computer is running so slow." Or something like that (even if you don't).

Jet Girl is. (Naomi Watts).

Huh. The article I just read stated that women take a lot of shit in geek culture, and said nothing about tech support. Interesting how different the takeaways are.

people call me a "tech guru" all the time. i'm an a/v tech, but they call me to fix their computers, and like any good IT tech, i mostly reboot.