Probably because you start every sentence with "I know how to backtrace NSA wiretaps, build Rube Goldberg machines that spit out coffee when you disable the office alarm and AND also figure out why your co-worker's computer is running so slow." Or something like that (even if you don't).

Huh. The article I just read stated that women take a lot of shit in geek culture, and said nothing about tech support. Interesting how different the takeaways are.

people call me a "tech guru" all the time. i'm an a/v tech, but they call me to fix their computers, and like any good IT tech, i mostly reboot.

People get the "prep walk" for missing a meeting with their probation officer. This guy is obviously covering up a murder at the very least. No sympathy.

"OBAMACARE RAPED ELDERLY, CHILDREN AT DISNEYWORLD, URINATES ON MICKEY MOUSE"

I'm pretty much done with anyone who describes rape as a "something stupid." Leaving the house wearing new pants that still have the size sticker on them is doing something stupid. Rape is a fucking felony. Learn the difference, world.

Yes, well. I suppose Florida is the only place in the U.S. with nice weather. So it's worth bogging through every other problem.

Nice try Blackberry, but no.