People get the "prep walk" for missing a meeting with their probation officer. This guy is obviously covering up a murder at the very least. No sympathy.

"OBAMACARE RAPED ELDERLY, CHILDREN AT DISNEYWORLD, URINATES ON MICKEY MOUSE"

I'm pretty much done with anyone who describes rape as a "something stupid." Leaving the house wearing new pants that still have the size sticker on them is doing something stupid. Rape is a fucking felony. Learn the difference, world.

Yes, well. I suppose Florida is the only place in the U.S. with nice weather. So it's worth bogging through every other problem.

Nice try Blackberry, but no.