Can't anything be non-sexualized these days? CAN'T I JUST HAVE UNSEXY CANDY PLEASE!?

Every circumstance is different. Many of the handlers are also breeders or work with the breeders, so even though it's common to retire and be sent to breed instead, it may not be quite as much separation.

How did I miss Joey Bag O Doughnuts?

3. Don't use your eyes for ogling—they were made for worthier purposes.

Have you ever read The Series of Unfortunate Events? The nasty little girl in that calls people cake sniffers, which I have just now realized is related to an actual insult and not just a whimsical made up thing!

Nicholas Sparks is to writing what Kenny G is to music,

Agreed. I remember when I was like 19 and I pretended I liked things ironically. Translation: I genuinely like this, but I feel like you will judge me if you knew that, so I will pretend I like it "ironically" so I can enjoy while still having your approval.

Ha! I have a longhair, which often gets confused with papillion or asked if she's a blend of something, because not a ton of people know there is a long haired variety and they're pretty different temperamentally from the short hair - but never, ever has anyone ever guessed Corgi!

I was super sad he beat out Swagger! (And I love little dogs and have a 4lb long hair chihuahua myself!)

I was rooting so hard for the Old English Sheepdog! Not only was he beautiful, but the people that handle and breed him are about as nice as you can imagine - the Johnsons are a mom and dad whose five kids (Colton, his handler is one of them) all work together to breed the dogs and run a kennel in Colorado. They are…

I'm talking more about how hard it is to really know your body, and now much mental issues can get in the way.

Ha. I wish it was that easy :)

I feel like I get more shit for the fact I freaking HATE yoga - which it seems like everyone is supposed to just love and be super into these days. I think that the shaming is not running specific, but rather we all feel bad we don't like something!

I completely agree with Rihanna and other women who are in abusive relationships need support, not criticism.

Good lord, there was a UK version? Do we Americans not make any of our own TV ideas anymore?!

Dude, teenagers call everyone out on their immaturity and stupidity. Basically, a teenager thinks everyone in the world except for themselves and their friends is super stupid and doesn't know anything or how to act.

Seriously. When do the rest of us get to be in the I don't give a fuck phase? I'm thinking I've got like 40 years left at least!

Yeah, my parents make a lot of not really hard things super fucking hard. I'm against the whole idea (probably because these same parents that spontaneously converted to Catholicism when I was in my 20s spent my entire childhood telling me how terrible organized religion, especially Catholicism was), so I actually…

Ha! Loved this.

Is anyone else kind of super relieved? I've never been able to get behind this pope at all (I'm not Catholic, so luckily I don't have to!), but I thought John Paul II was a really good pope and pretty progressive as far as popes go.