Headphones is a dead giveaway. Honestly, at least 65% of the time I'm wearing headphones, I'm not even listening to anything, I just want to let me people know not to disturb me.

Try to get a feel for the girl at the gym, and definitely wait a bit to approach her. Among the women I know, there is a range of "I go to the gym 75% as a social scene" to "OMG This is my fucking workout and I will give you a death stare if you so much as ask me if you mind if you turn up the fans". (I would be the…

This would be my answer to the "Eventually everyone will be stupid because stupid people breed more now!" argument.

I love your PS - I totally know those people even now in a corporate environment, the ones that refuse to use their sick days when they're actually sick, because they want to use them as extra days off to do fun things, etc.

Honestly, this goes beyond fairness and decency towards workers - this is a public health issue.

Amen! I hate the real women have curves. I mean, I get where they're going with it and I admire the sentiment, but cmon.

Was the trend of the night crazy eyes?

Seriously, please read all of my other comments here! I can't type this over and over again. Check your rage.

Dude, go read all of my other comments rather than just slinging hate and cuss words around. No one said one bad thing about doctors. Calm down.

Seriously! If they can do that for men's clothing, why is women's clothing different?!

I'm just chiming in here because I've been through this after weight loss and dressing yourself is SO STRANGE.

Seriously. I've stayed the same weight for the past five years, and some how gone down two sizes.

I'd call my body type:

If I hear one more woman talk about how much she deserves to have her body type respected and appreciated while at the same time bashing on other women's body types, I'm going to eat her (and then vomit her up, because I mean, I must have an eating disorder if I'm so skinny, right?)

There is SO MUCH skinny hate here on this site, it's ridiculous. You can't say on one hand that we need to be more accepting of all body types, etc and not judge women and then bash skinny women.

Agreed - and I honestly know that doctors do the best they can in what is really a pretty fucked up industry as a whole in terms of the financial and business aspects of it. I think all I'm getting across is that typically doctors end up having to make patients wait, not the other way around. Of course, the shitty…

Ha! Yes! The irony has gone full meta

This! A scalawag was like the Southern version of a carpetbagger, basically. I'm pretty sure the term also came originally from cows? i.e. if you had a shitty cow your neighbors would call it a scalawag

For most people in America, American history starts way before that, with our Native Americans having settled the land thousands of years before.