He’s literally just competent defending away from being emptyhanded once again. I think until he actually places a clean one, England’s going to keep treating him like Altidore 2.0.

That’s a weak position. Everyone is hitting someone in those plays. And who was blocking whom there? Further complicated by the fact a second OU player then pushes both of them in the direction of the ball as it goes by.

The team just wouldn’t be properly rewarded for it because a decision based on two frames of video ended up derailing a team’s entire season.

This really isn’t that uncommon for physical copies. The game is fine.

This really isn’t that uncommon for physical copies. The game is fine.

A true salsa should taste like summer tomatoes that have just the right balance of delicate sweetness and crisp acidity, punctuated with bright notes of lime, pungent raw onions, and shocking bursts of chili fire.

I’m precisely the opposite. I’ll eat real bananas, but can’t stand anything banana flavored. Oddly this applies to even things flavored with real bananas. For example, I despise banana bread. Eat a real banana? Sure, hand it over.

They don’t taste similar to me either. Maybe I need to try some straight almond extract because nothing in my personal history of dealing with almonds, a nut I like and eat regularly, has ever once reminded me of cherries either artificial or natural.

Oh, AV Club, you guys are more pathetic than I thought.  And I already had a pretty low opinion of the denizens of this site.

I’m guessing that as a celebrity she mostly hangs out with other rich folks and their political opinions have little to nothing to do with it.  You know, like pretty much every other rich person on the planet.

LOL... the people here are largely hypocritical keyboard warriors.  But I suppose that’s true of most of the internet.

The filmmaker’s (fair!) criticism

That’s just a generic Eagle logo similar to the Philadelphia Eagles. It too has the E-like shape formed by the feathers on the neck.

Jalapeños are not a staple in Texas chili.  Mostly it’s just a lack of beans.  Regardless, I’ll pass on your vegetable soup.

I’ll eat pickles on a burger, but many times I’ll pull them off and eat them before hand.  Because, as you point out, they don’t really blend at all.

Guess you are damned because that is the majority of the chili out there.

I eat similarly. Though in this case the other way around. I’ll eat the fries and then the burger. I generally consume my sides first then the main course.

I file away very little of what I consider to be of no importance. Are you one of those people that loves credits and gets mad that Neflix bypasses them?

It’s a bit OCD, but there is some logic there simply because you are talking about the outside vs inside of the glass.  The glass is likely to have been handled much more on the outside.  

Well, the conditions you just laid down for chili to be healthy—lean meat, no salt, tiny portion—defeats the purpose of having chili to begin with. You need fatty ground meat, possibly sourced from Vita Vea’s lower leg, to make the chili taste good and to make it thick. Use lean meat and you end up with [every asshole…

Apples to oranges. Those are just standard plays. Victory formation is typically used to just run out the clock. The problem with not sticking to that is then other teams can’t trust the play. So you run the risk of someone on the offense getting blown up by a defender when they really were just running out the…