I’m not sure you can tell from up there on your soap box, but a lot of people are certainly able to fully grasp that any adaptation that drives off the central star that made fans enjoy the show is certainly not a good adaptation, and doesn’t “slap”.

Faithful or otherwise, if you lose Cavill, you’re not going to make…

Temple was always my favorite of those movies. Think I was 10 when it hit. Nice to see Shorty doing well.

I still think he should take over the franchise.

Me, if you so much as threaten my cats:

It means her husband threatened to kill her dogs. Did you even read the article or watch the videos?

Man, threatening dogs is next level evil.

Jason “takes” Manhattan*

Wish they’d done it BEFORE they nerfed so many broken builds... Just sayin’.

A foam pit requires a pit and foam and this did not have enough of either

Lmao damn you’ve got a whole boot in your mouth

~A Dipshit Who Misunderstands the Entire Concept Of “Bootlicking,” Probably Because He’s 14

You find it suspicious that she offered to give back the money after he threatened her?

Teen douches who can now broadcast their idiocy online and get thousands of other douches saying “woohoo! right on!”, rather than just their handful of douche friends. It’s got to have some effect.

And the other half are middle aged white guys who started saying ‘y’all’ a couple of years ago.

Square Enix is terrible at names. Just awful. In every way. Like the characters added into FF7 side games. Who names a character “Genesis Rhapsodos?” Square Enix, that’s who. Who gives things names like “Meteorfall,” “Deepground,” and “Geostigma?” Despite nothing in the main game having names like this?

Warface.

Sorry, but nothing will ever top “Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code”, even if it’s not a Square title.

Squeenix game titles feel like they were created in a Wu Tang Clan name generator. I just tried it out a moment ago, and I came up with “Optical Rascal”. which could honestly fit as a Squeenix RPG name.

Feels like one of those t-shirts with a phrase in a foreign language that means absolutely nothing.

It’s a wacky title but I just gotta respect the more simplistic but equally insane choice to call the 8th main entry in the series “Kingdom Hearts III”

I’m almost positive Kingdom Hearts titles exist because Nomura is given a blank line to write the name on, thinks he has to use the full length, and no one has bothered to correct him.