Jesus, is that actually what he looks like?

I’d add Battle Royale to the list. I think it was the part where one girl dies of poison, vomiting blood from the mouth, that made my blood curdle, but the whole thing is a well-made movie that I don’t ever want to see again.

I’m sure they’ll be very well-prepared. “Excuse me Mr. Zuckerberg, but does this ‘Chat Gee Pee Tee’ go on the Facebook internet? Computers.”

I think I speak for many when I say the reason I pay $8 a month is so that you wouldn’t choose someone like that to run Twitter.

If the nebulous umbrella of writing that constitutes “games journalism” made any sense, sure, that would be true. But it doesn’t, so Jeff Gerstmann was still fired from GameSpot for giving Kane and Lynch a 6. There’s a reason they disparagingly call it the 4-point scale. Honestly I don’t know why anyone bothers with a…

By then they’ll be saying it’s wizard, or maybe shway.

The final evolution of PictoChat.

It’s just shit-stirring, it’s not meant to be defensible.

It might even be lit or fire.

it strips victims and their families of privacy and dignity in death.

I can’t get over the fact that this is Ben Wheatley. I hope he leans hard into how absolutely stupid it looks.

He’s like some kind of tulpa created by 4chan. No beliefs, no purpose other than to accumulate meaningless clout in a fake online world by pulling weird stunts that make him look like an idiot. I wonder if he’d melt into a puddle of Mountain Dew if people stopped paying attention to him.

The writing on Kinja must only be praised. No say bad things about article.

If that’s the case, then no, nobody can walk away from it, unfortunately. Not entirely.

And if that doesn’t make you feel better, you can always just walk away from the woods.

Austin Butler looks real weird when he’s shaved and bleached.

It’s like putting “AF” in a headline. Pretty sure it’s just there to be “with the times.”

I’m sure someone out there has come up with some kind of listicle about how Frodo Baggins is acktchually the villain in the LotR movies. Bloggers love this kind of take, they think it’s edgy and clever. About half of Cracked.com was made up of these takes.

Gamers are particularly shit at naming genres, though. If you let them name movie genres, Goodfellas would’ve been “a Godfatherlike” or something.

Nah, it just looks stupid, like every other “word” gamers come up with to describe a genre.