We’ll probably get a floatable palette, at least, since Ellie mentioned she couldn’t swim. And I at least want Joel to make a nail bomb in about three seconds and throw it at somebody.

I think it’s just a joke about all the main characters being in Game of Thrones and how Abby was hella swole. Chill.

I like the part where they point out that every villain in the book is short.

All I want is a movie version of Shapiro’s novel, True Allegiance, with Shapiro playing bear of a man Brett Hawthorne. And they need to keep all the dialogue exactly the same as in the book.

Eh, I’m fine with people being into whatever they’re into, as long as it’s all legal and nobody’s getting hurt. Millennials seem like they’ve finally reached a point where they can comfortably discuss what they’re into via NSFW art on Twitter, while zoomers have circled back around into this sort of 90s-Republican…

Isn’t it mostly millennials? Zoomers seem sort of prudish.

“Terrible game! I’m very bad at dumb things.”

The best solution to the trolley problem is still the video with that little kid who moved the fat person onto the track with the other people and ran the train over ALL of them.

And Arcane, which is weird because people couldn’t stop talking about it when it first came out. Now we’re back to “all video game adaptations suck.”

Ghost in the Shell: Stand-Alone Complex also had an episode whose plot was a direct reference to this movie.

I’d say Legacy of Kain, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Vagrant Story all have a better story, to start with. But they also don’t really have narratives that lend themselves to television. TLOU is like a season of The Walking Dead, and I’ve got pretty much the same issues with both.

Jesus, dude. There’s a lot of room between “the best person ever” and “the worst person ever,” and Joel is somewhere in there. It’s like any discourse around these games at all now has to remove any and all complexity from the characters to make a point against The Other Side.

Whatever gets him the most attention online at that specific moment.

“woke reviewers [couldn’t] handle a gruff white biker looking at his date’s ass.

I had the same experience at first. Where it clicked for me was after you fight the griffin in the small village you start out in - by then, I had a somewhat decent idea of the flow of combat, how you need to manage your inventory, and how to craft. So I restarted the game with that knowledge, played through the first…

The Switch could handle it, if the game were programmed well. Xenoblade Chronicles 3 and even XB2 seem more graphically intensive and detailed than Scarlet and Violet, and they generally run fine.

If there’s one main thing I dislike about the show, it’s that it makes pretty much everyone a bigger asshole than they were in either the books or the games. (I also wasn’t a fan of depowering Yennefer in season 2.) But that’s just me being “pedantic about the lore,” I guess, so whatever.

He was one of Indy’s only competent sidekicks! He was my favorite as a kid his age.

Yeeeah, I had just got my hands on Rivers of Blood, then boom. The day after I got it.

What this means is that players can enjoy their broken builds while playing solo without worrying about FromSoftware nerfing them to try and make things more fair in online multiplayer