if I was an actress I wouldn’t even want people knowing that I was registered to vote.... that would mean being over 18 and thus one foot into the grave

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When you have been thinking of that piece of cake in the frig all day and find out that it’s gone; you ate it the night before in a daze on Ambien.

Jezzies, I had my baby! Her name is Juniper.

Something I’ve noticed lately is that a few famous people had rough patches and got seriously into game for months at a time, so it’s not really surprising that you’ve developed an “internet addiction”. It takes your mind off your current problems and let’s it focus elsewhere.

For those of you who may have experienced an abusive relationship (and I'm sorry you did), how long did it take you to move on? It has been literal years, and while I'm over the person, she was so, so damaging that I think it kinda killed off that part of me. I don't want to be with anyone, because all I can think of…

Six weeks? I say just leave it off the résumé.

Thanks to all Jezzies who knew more things than me and calmed my nerves about the dingleberry who was suing me for a gajillion dollars for a car accident. They settled out of court with my insurance for $50K.

I am in a severe funk. (1) I fully despise my job to the point of depression. (2) I interviewed for an awesome job and they haven’t called me back so I’m 99% sure I didn’t get it (3) my ex called and threw me for a loop, which was more like skinning my knee than reopening a wound (4) my hot Texan is emotionally…

When you’re bingewatching an old show and go to look for the next season:

This entire election cycle is proving the multi-dimensionality of the political spectrum. “Left and right” have been—and will continue to be—insufficient at explaining Bill Clinton’s successes in politics. It is a success that results from an intersectional understanding of how social progress and the economic Third…

Thank you!!

Do you really think she would have come out publicly to talk about being upset about not getting the show—AFTER not being offered the Daily Show gig, AFTER being given her own show on a different network, AFTER said show has turned out to be a success? That would be a really stupid move.

I’d rather have Sam Bee doing the amazing work she does once a week than a watered-down version every night. Her show is fucking INSANE. It’s consistently better than peak TDS, which is saying something.

Full Frontal is fucking great if you haven’t seen it! Sam Bee really should have been given the Daily Show.

Okay. This is the moment where I’ve made the full transition from “I have high hopes for Trevor Noah on the Daily Show!” to “okay, this election is getting crazy, and Noah isn’t delivering anything but easy, superficial jokes, and I really miss Jon Stewart” to full-on “fuck Trevor Noah, the Daily Show rightfully…

Sam Bee’s show is so, SO good. I’d venture a guess it’s the sharpest show on TV right now. I was worried about it because I’m such a huge fan of hers, but her last few years at TDS were just sort of “I’m married to Jason Jones! I’m pregnant a lot!” but OH MY GOD IT’S SO GOOD.

Luckily for us, Samantha Bee has a show now and she is VERY VERY VERY good at this.

When Wasserman-Schultz overturned Obama’s ban on lobbying within the Democratic Party’s own primaries, she quietly and effectively undermined what Obama was able to do in salvaging his own party’s electoral process.

Fortunately she can afford primo help.