Where do I preorder a white noise machine that loops Bernie saying “Kardashians” instead of ocean noises?

One of my friends was whining on facebook this morning about how Hillary was just copying Sanders, and I’m like no, but that’s a GOOD thing! If he’s the only one saying it, then he can be dismissed, outvoted, retire, etc. His real value is not in the actions he takes individually, but in shifting the political…

Your point (C) is exceptional (not to denigrate A and B, those were good points as well). The best and most reliable way to get useful, actionable intelligence out of a hostile community is to try to engage with that community, understand why they are hostile, and find members of the community who share your desire to…

A. I can’t think of a more efficient way to churn out more religious militants than by giving an official U.S. government seal of approval to oppressing said religious groups.

OMG Hil, name drop all the fucking black victims of police violence. Gross.

So, again the only time we are going to hear about Planned Parenthood only when Hilary shoves it into the conversation.

He is so fucking good.

Why would anyone applaud Hillary for claiming to take on banks? When, Hills? How? The banks are your biggest donors and that’s not coincidence.

Responding to accusations of excessive collusion and financing from Wall Street by shamelessly invoking 9/11? Fuck you, Hillary Clinton.

Oh, Bernie.

IMMIGRANT-BASHING CARNIVAL BARKER! HOLY SHIT GAWKER HIRE O’MALLEY WHEN THIS THING GOES SOUTH FOR HIM

My dog is laying in my lap and growls everytime Clinton piggybacks on one of Sanders answers. Coincidence? I think not.

Well, I’m feeling the Bern. He is the only one hitting the right points on our military industrial complex. He changes the entire tone of the debate. Love it.

Yep. Classic debate dodge. Rand Paul did this during the last debate as well.

If we are going to get to the root cause of the chaos in north Africa and the Middle East, we need to first acknowledge that our role in it started long before the war in Iraq.

In short, yes. The DNC is running out the clock for Clinton. You don’t want people seeing these debates and thinking they have a choice.

Not nearly enough on the Democratic side. DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, who is in the tank for Hillary Clinton, not only kept the number of debates to a minimum but scheduled them so as to attract the smallest possible audience.

That’s a nice red herring. How about addressing the topic at hand?

Well, unlike certain chickenhawks who love wars as long as they don’t have to fight in them and love the soldier but hate the veteran, she’s recognizing that if we’re going to send people to war, we damn well better take care of them once they’re back/

It’s nice that she did that. You know, for someone who basically never met a war she didn’t like (or vote for).