"It was a well-kept secret that Bill fucked everything that moved."

I wrote this in the GSA article comments the other day but it already had nearly 800 comments so it was lost. I wanted to share and be open to any questions. I'm tough so I can take criticisms, etc. I just felt like original author didn't explain a lot of the complexities.

I made a skirt out of a pair of (what I think) were JNCO khaki pants. I added purple for flair. A flask can fit in the back pockets.

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Wow. I was going to say David Cross but, yeah, that'd be pretty great.

You know why Toni Morrison isn't mentioned....

How many times to I have to say it? He was never the cool pope! He will never be the cool pope! He is the leader of an archaic institution that refuses to change its views on anything substantial that will actually help people out! Why is this so hard for people to grasp? Saying a couple of nice platitudes, and then…

Oh, yes, absolutely true! Like I said, I don't think there's anything wrong with working those jobs at all. Work is work, and you do what fits into your life and what's available. Some people are perfectly happy having those types of jobs, and even if you don't like the job, it doesn't mean anything about you as a…

I think you've nailed the dilemma perfectly. I can't really even add anything, because it's just repeating it!

My mom had this pulled on her several times when she worked summers in customer relations at a health insurance company (in the 70s, this earned enough to pay most of her medical school tuition, which makes me cry now). One story she always loves to share is that of this one obstinate woman who had yelled her way up…

Oh good, we're doing ones where we insulted celebs. This is not going to top it, but I inadvertently insulted Jimmie Fallon once. I was in a plate store in Manhattan shopping for plates when my husband points out a guy across the store and says "hey it's Jimmy Fallon." I quietly say "that's not Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy…

Ugh. There is the fatal flaw in this plan.

I'll shout from way down in the greys, why not.

Ironically, the ideal shape for both "I hate Jesus" and "I love Jesus" cakes is a crucifix.

My best friend used to do big business in erotic cakes. Real veiny triumphant motherfuckers. She does non-nudity pastries now, but says that she will gladly send this guy a gay erotic cake.

Ah, I remember that show but I never actually watched it... it'd be interesting to see some old clips of it now...

The summer home before my senior year of college, the pizza delivery boys who worked up the street would flirt with me. One afternoon, I let one of them fingerbang me in the park. Later on, we were sitting in his car when he got a call on his cell. I could only hear his half of the conversation, but it was clear he…

THIS is the end game of the crippling cost of education in the USA? Really? I mean, I thought the plan was just to force an entire generation to graduate straight into debt and thus be tied to the work machine for the rest of their lives. But it seems I was so very wrong. Apparently, it's all been a ploy to get old,…

And there wasn't NEARLY enough casual racism.

Looking back at his oeuvre, it's a wonder he made it past his days as a shitty stand-up. Even Annie Hall and Manhattan aren't really all that great.