I find your deconstruction of school dances and adolescent mating pressure extremely sexy. Would you go to the dance with me? ;)

Well, I work in a high school every single day and have for a very long time. If there are "prom-posals" happening they are not happening in large numbers. There's a pretty fair number of students who go to the prom with friends and not as dates. Secondly, I suspect every school administrator in the US would…

Also, veterans are not incapable of siring daughters. These are our fathers and grandfathers too. Jesus fucking christ, DUH.

Yeah. Putting a happy face on homophobic doctrine makes it more palatable, doesn't it? Makes the child rape seem like a distant memory.

"douchebauchery" just went straight into my personal lexicon, thanks.

This study was definitely funded by Big Mommy Blog.

Is it just me who is hoping that your whole story was made up just so you could make the joke at the end? LOVE IT.

I had a high school teach put on paid administrative leave after he was arrested for running a (male) prostitution ring. (When students would call him at home he would answer the phone, "[Name] Escort Agency." Until his arrest they all thought it was a joke.) It was really too bad when they fired him - he had been…

Hey thanks, I was so focused on how nothing between us has changed over the years that I forgot that we're both still different better people regardless, because thats just what time does to you. :))

I hadn't thought of that in those terms. I think that is sorta comforting for me to hear.

This week has been amazing and I hope you don't mind celebrating with me. :) I just got a job offer on Thursday for a permanent position back in my home province! I'm super excited about the job and being close to friends and family again! I really like the job I have now, but it is only a contract and the most the…

Positively haunted by the decision to put my 10 year old, terminally ill basset hound to sleep. It happened Sunday. I thought it would release her from pain, but it has left me feeling like I betrayed her trust. Profound sadness. Terrible guilt. She brought such joy into our home. She was such a huge and happy…

Nothing a little hand sanitizer won't fix!

I nominate Lindsay Lohan.

Good idea. Starting a fund raiser to pay Justin Bieber to just go the fuck away. Anyone wanna help out let me know.

It's worth a shot!

Devils advocate:

Roar by Katy Perry is truly awful-

I love her, but if I have to hear that damn Lorde song 'Royals' one more time I'm going to flip the fuck out.