That's funny because there is no justice system for people of color.

Fun fact about Miles Teller: He almost shares a name with Elmo’s goldfish Miles Telly. (Named after a kid named Miles and a monster named Telly, who gave Elmo the fish after Elmo’s first goldfish went to the big fishbowl in the sky). He didn’t have any speaking lines, but I thought the goldfish was a better actor.

...But Clinton talks about her hair. Like, she made a joke about dying her hair when declaring her candidacy. And her campaign so far has focused more on her persona and family than it has on policy. So it’s hard to apply the very real problem of media double standards to this situation. (Also, as I mentioned…

It's also a misleading way to make her point, seeing as Donald Trump's hair gets wayyyy more press than all the other candidates' hairdos combined.

Given that Schumer writes better sketches than SNL, it makes sense that SNL would want her early on, in the hopes of her rubbing off on their writers or (more likely) just writing her own shit. And Schumer seems like a YOLO kind of a person who wouldn’t turn down a cross-promotional opportunity, even though she…

Yes, and let’s be real: a child abuser's life is already a ruin of the abuser's own doing.

Taking Trump at face value, he’s accusing her of behaving aggressively due to a bleeding, uh, nose. This clearly implies coke abuse. AKA He’s accusing her of a felony. Trump of all people ought to know those are defamation lawsuit words. He was better off with people thinking he was talking about her monthly cycle.

The people who love them and the people who hate them can agree: those two really deserve each other.

One dead body, ah-ah-ah. Two dead bodies, ah-ah-ah...

NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?! THIS ISN’T FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!!!!! I’M TELLING MY MOM!

That was my takeaway too, but it took me an embarrassingly long time to get there. (I’m white and clueless). Just out of curiosity, I posted elsewhere that it looks like BLM might be trying to do Sanders a favor by giving him an opportunity to engage with them. Do you agree? To me, it looks like Sanders was…

My guess is that Sanders is the most ideally poised to be an ally (read: not an overt racist with an unconscionable record). And I think this is or at least could be a blessing in disguise for Sanders. BLM doesn’t seem to be asking for the impossible. At its most aggressive, BLM is pressuring a good candidate to…

...and long enough to doctor some original emails that could hurt her opponents. Brace yourself for photoshopped Bernie Sanders dick pics.

“His” and “Hers, unless a better lawyer drafted the prenup this time.”

Hi — Sorry for being slightly off topic, but I’m a Concord NH native who’s kept his fingers crossed about the Franklin Falls project since reading about it in the online Monitor. (Unfortunately, I’m a lawyer and obviously can’t tell you anything about telecommuting). Have you looked at Mass MOCA (in North Adams) as a…

I haven't seen the Harry Potter movies, nor have I read any of the books.

All you say is true. But I can’t get over the fact that the dude in this picture is only 10 years older than me. That this consumes my reaction to Stassa’s article so much, while my knee-jerk reaction is to bask in my sense of moral superiority and entitled self-identification as "one of the good guys," proves your…

It makes me wonder about this website’s definition of “beautiful” and “successful.” I mean, you show me a successful 18 year old and I’ll show you someone who’s either a felon or a reality TV star who doesn’t need to consult matchmaking sites. And while I don’t want to say that 84 year olds can’t be beautiful...I kind…

(Clarification: "I Am Cait" is a really good thing in general; the dearth of trans visibility beyond a few women is not a good thing).

About Kylie: Even though 19 year olds can be fuckups and still emerge as perfectly well adjusted adults, Kylie and Kendall were in elementary school when Caitlyn and Kris decided to make their family life a national laughingstock. Unlike, say, the cast of “The Hills,” Kris and Caitlyn can’t say they had no way of…