i cant wait for the day when i read his name is followed by “was grisly murdered during a fight he started”

Reminds me of white college kids raping girls and judges not wanting to send them to prison because “They come from a good family, they work hard in school, they’re the star quarter back, we don’t wanna ruin his life over this. Boys will be boys.” Disgusting.

You know, I hadn’t even thought of that comparison, honestly, but it’s absolutely valid. I was already pissed off to see people advocating for double standards for YouTubers, but this is absolutely fucking on point. People are always worried about what will happen to the weeping white boy, whether it’s because he…

White people problems, am I right?

Saint Anthony, be my guide. Help me find that bottle of Mylanta Plus in the bathroom to tamp down the demon grease/spice bubbling up through my lower esophageal sphincter.  

Fuck this shit.

Mike, I have bad news about the frosting.

A father says the nicest, least narcissitic, least sexist things, about his daughter in public and somehow that’s...weird? And taking credit for her doing well?

Soo... Guerilla Warbears?

That’s crazy. Johns Hopkins bought a big chunk of east Baltimore for the same purpose. Now theres shiney new areas for doctors, nurses, and other educated professionals to rent and buy. You know what really makes It hard to crawl out of poverty? Cutting rungs out of the ladder.

Is it okay if I cry a little bit because I want a Ghibli Star Wars and I know it’s never going to happen?

Or they could just fix their bugs instead of banning 1 of the 3 people left playing this game. 

Thankfully, this particular situation was quickly defused because one of the officers attending the incident lives in Bugha’s neighbourhood and recognised the teen.

No shit?!  That is super cool to know.  I always wondered if it was what they are that created the stink

It’s a refreshing change, as usually it ends with an ‘L’.

Kate was an easy call, though John’s Two-Hearted selection was on point.

But “supermarket beer” is pretty contingent on the supermarket and its selection; I was surprised to see Fat Tire as a “supermarket” beer while there are other craft-y breweries that have plenty of supermarket distribution that weren’t selected.

I…

I personally thought Lobo should join the Legends of Tomorrow.

He better get on it then, less shopping days. Congrats by the way and good luck for the insanity that is having a newborn. One day you will turn around and he is walking and talking and you won’t know where time went even though the days felt awfully long at times.

He better get on it then, less shopping days. Congrats by the way and good luck for the insanity that is having a…

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.