But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

Pretty impressive sketch. They had the cadence down in the speech patterns of NPC voice actors, the movements were spot on... Looking forward to this going full circle and this being modded into a game.

This was a perfect parody of game NPC interactions. I’m the type to talk to everyone at least once and even make rounds again on returning to base, but sometimes, yeah, I just wanna kill some zombies, man.

To be fair, the miserable late summer Philly weather could’ve played a role in Carlos’ actions. “Man, it’s a hot one,” said one player shortly after witnessing the outburst. “Like, seven inches from the midday sun.”

How do you smash a TV with a bat and not face charges or something immediately afterwards? This guy must be Smooth as hell

It’s called Titanfall 2

Who the people who made the game that brings more collectivejoy in a single minute of existence then most people do in an entire week? Or the streamer who has managed to monetize what he loves doing and provides a service that evidentially also provides happiness to many people?

“We thought it might also be interesting to arrange a field trip for our children of Taino descent to mine for gold, but we were subsequently informed that the Taino were genocided out of existence 400 years ago. Whoopsies!”

go watch reruns of matlock you geriatric whiner.

Kids today and their dang vidyagames!  With their marios and their dankey kangs!  Back in MY DAY....

Guess it needed more ball pits.

Things like “Devotion” “Alternator” “Flatline” and “Hemlock” mean so much to me and so little to everyone I’ve played with hahaha.

They say “NO STEP” on them but they also say “DELIVER TO TOON TOWN” on them, maybe people assumed the warning was part of the prop and not an actual warning?

It seems as if they keep putting him out on the street so someone can finish what Matthew Apperson tried to accomplish. 

I think we’ve found an Android user!

I know I’m a snob when I see Jameson and Jack and think these guys wasted a non-insubstantial part of $300,000 on some pretty pedestrian whiskey.

This person sounds delightful, especially when they take the time to drag their brothers despite it not being at all relevant to the story in question.

Funny you should mention icicles, since I’m pretty sure her father will be revealed to be the show’s version of the villain Icicle. The Cameron Mahkent name is a dead giveaway.

Yes, but it will focus on the couple raising their kid in the hotel so that the child can appreciate it, and run it smoothly when they come of age.

Note to self: