Will we get the option to throw Starbuck in lock up until it’s an emergency, then they come out guns blazing with a “+5 to hit for X turns spent in Brig”?

The proper counter is to hatchet-throw the bat at the opposing pitcher, kick the catcher backwards, pick up the ball and run from third to first to home to second. This unlocks unlimited-dingers mode.

I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

“I live my life a quarter parsec at a time. Nothing else matters, not the Empire, not the Rebellion, not the smugglers and their bullshit. For those ten jumps or less, I’m free.”

I read the article earlier in the day. Probably the finest piece of writing I’ve had the fortune to read in a long time.

Me too.

Instead of bringing back Roseanne and Full House, bring this back. This was a great show.

One must come into MMA fandom knowing that sometimes, it’s sickeningly violent. The Spider kicking and snapping his leg, the massive gashes delivered to foreheads, noses smushed to the side like fresh clay.

People are going to start making a lot of excuses for this, and that’s fine. I think it’s fair to point out that some of this discussion is premature since we barely know anything about her and how the game will deal with her being trans, if she is.

Yes, he is.

+3/5 of the time, it works every time

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

I see nothing. I hear nothing. I know nothing.

It’s like they WANT to disrespect our flag/troops/AmericanDream/Deep-fried Oreos

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

Nobody in their right mind with $80,000+ to spend should choose a Model S over something like the upcoming Porsche Mission E.