My dad is really good at getting cigarettes for an extensive period of time.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

No it’s cool because I heard in the comments that Irish people were discriminated against and enslaved too.

“PLEASE HELP, I AM A PANDA AND DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING. THIS IS NOTHING LIKE CHEWING BAMBOO.”

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

Oof

Eat, sleep, train.

Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…

It will go down as a foul ball, but that was almost a sack fly.

That clipboard was just traded for Yunel Escobar, Jeff Mathis, and Henderson Alvarez 

CUPCAKES ARE OVERRATED! There I said it!

I’d bet $100 dollars he couldn’t do 15 pullups, let alone 100. Not a fucking chance.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

Depends on how many offficers are there...

Aaron Hernadez hanged himself this morning in his single cell, with a bed sheet tied to the window. But at least two people are wondering whether Hernandez really hanged himself: his lawyer and his agent. 

A lot of the young kids on the Netherlands team from Curacao were citing Andruw Jones (three years my junior) as their favorite player/idol growing up, so I think I’ll go ahead and buy that walker now.

By that logic, West Coast teams shouldn’t get home games in the World Series, because it’s dumb to try to make it a thing to get excited about when it’s almost 10:30 on the east coast and the game is in the bottom of the 3rd.

I mean...you right.

This automatically wins simply for including U.N. Squadron. Also, amazing shadow work on these.