This would’ve been immediately remedied by applying three quick, sharp strikes upward into the man’s septum. This would, naturally, necessitate medical attention and he would’ve been removed from the flight to receive care.

Well actually, <poorly veiled racist misogynistic passive aggression justifying racism and misogyny.>

Since the Holiday Special was his first appearance, the off-color Fett is in Empire.

holy shit why aren’t you doing this full-time?! that’s guaranteed five years and infinite syndication on the name along!

I’m confused... Isn’t that a thing that we want? Like, I’m pretty sure this is the biggest complaint against AoS is “where are the capital ‘H’ heroes?”

Spark.

Stellar. Truly.

OMG, real Soundwave, real Shockwave, Triple Changers, and goddamn Gen 1 Optimus Prime. Fuck I’m going to watch this movie so many times my eyeballs are going to fall out!

whether Oliver can hold a candle to Bruce remains to be seen

the other men who dragged him away from Wakanda as a child.

Everyone who’s ever going to do a version of Superman, Batman, or Spider-Man needs to have this tattooed backward on their forehead.

Store was in the path of a Cat 4 hurricane. Literally everything inside was written off by adjusters as soon as the evacuation order went out.

Sometimes, the job of an ally is to STFU, listen, and empathize. This is one of those times, “ally.”

I had no idea starlings were mimics, holy shit!

I was the target demo of the He-Man cartoon when it was first run. Not once did any of my friends come up to me at school to talk about the latest episode of She-ra. Where were all these dudes that are now butt-hurt over the makeover?

Honestly I think anytime you’re able to elicit man-baby screeching and impotent rage, you should do it.

Amazing. There’s not a single PS3 out there with more than a year left on its optical drive. Fuckers.

No one, including the folks writing the articles (this is the second one,) has identified who that dude in the leather with gold accents is standing between Blade and Falcon. Anyone?

since I was little

Geeks World Wide reports Oscar Issac has met with Warner Bros. for a potential, currently undisclosed role in Matt Reeves’ The Batman.