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The plural of samurai is samurai.

I mean no disrespect to Krypton. It’s good to very good, and I’m definitely enjoying the many twists and turns on existing canon, especially good ole Uncle Zod; but I’m perplexed as to how The Expanse gets the axe two solid seasons and a very good third season so far, and this show get’s a second season before it’s…

Beer pong at the royal wedding after party? You kinda buried the lede there.

This is better than any treatment being looked at for this right now, I guarantee it.

I would pay to watch two hours of Deadpool trailers.

This is very good. I need more stars.

“Such petty heroics.”

What the fuck? You literally just reversed every “how to eat sushi correctly” article ever published on this site. Do you have an editor?

this goes far to prove my theory that all veganism/vegetarianism/fuck-you-nasty-meat-erism is performative.

The only reason this is possible is because we are unnecessarily issuing Social Security numbers at birth. Stop that, we stop baby billing.

“Most people” now don’t actually know how to operate technology past opening a web browser or a messaging app. Something quite close to “most people” is probably likely, judging by the number of people that need handholding and downright “do it for them” for something as simple as importing an RSA token into the app.

Y’all, hold up. Why isn’t anyone asking why a cop was in a dorm room?

Here. Right here. This is where all the stars belong.

Now I need him to reboot that show

Y’all, I have this bag. I love this bag. But def get a sleeve of some sort before you put your lappy in there because there is a big-ass brass zipper in the computer compartment that will fuck. your. shit. up. That said, buy it. Buy that motherfucker, because people will notice the shit out of this bag.

Y’all, I have this bag. I love this bag. But def get a sleeve of some sort before you put your lappy in there…

I disagree; I think this was a very calculated representation of the male id driving Immortan Joe’s every action. It was perfect. No worse than the Bullet Farmer’s bullet-laden outfit, no?

To be fair, given what exactly she saw, and her resolve not to let it matter, it certainly wouldn’t be that hard to undo. Just as Dagobah tried to show Luke he was his own greatest obstacle to defeating Vader, The Pool shows Rey she’s in the way of her own vision. Done.

The Red Room has been cloning many of its agents for years and using the psychic Epsilon Red to implant each clone with a copy of the original agent’s memory.