Goddammit.

If nothing else good comes of this, I get Hulk with bead necklaces, which is fucking awesome.

Goddamn shame I have to come to Jalopnik to find the right framing for this story after reading that drek on BI. Thank you Justin.

and if you’ve got work emails to keep tabs on, then most web clients can happily import messages from other accounts.

Marry me.

They’re scared. They’re scared shitless that now that they’re becoming the minority, the chickens are coming home to roost. They are 100% certain that we are all going to be as horrible and shitty to them as they have been to us for their entire existence. This is going to take like two more generations, at minimum.

26.3. It’s been measured. There are peer reviewed papers.

Who hurt you?

What? He was wearing shoes...

Well done sir.

“Former Marine.” Upper case M when talking about individual Marines. Ex is generally only used for those without an honorable discharge.

Ti-TANS! Ti-TANS! Ti-TANS! Ti-TANS!

Is there any other reason that video sequence would exist?

Living boats? Where’s Urza and Gerrard?

Who are Thanos’s Four Horsemen?

I don’t know man, I’m still having soooo much trouble with that suit. But yeah, I’m not hating Miller’s Allen. Looking forward to it, in fact.

9/12, mah dude.

To a one, everyone I know that loved Heir loved the new novel, myself included. I came wait for the trades for this one.

Seltzer is trash. So are people who drink it on purpose.

Having lived in 2k and now 1.3k, with kids, I can now say that 2.5 is about right, and 4 is like, “wtf, why do you need a full size dedicated library in your house?.”