Dear weebs,

came here for this, because, man, that robe behind Loki is like, the distilled essence of a Kirby piece!

Let me just say that I am not a parent. Some of you out there might think this is a great idea.

Funny, so do the Sox.

This Gypsy is Earth-19, where HR is from. She was on E-2 looking for a an illegal E-19 breacher.

How old are his kids? My son was 4 when he started binging Oggy on Netflix. That fucking show is the bane of my existence.

My second wife would only watch reality TV; it was fucking infuriating, and one of the reasons it was so easy to let go in the end. I happened to catch this single episode and that’s why I share in your misery.

Filoni already said he was working on a new project...

Yo, real quick, can I just say fuck Russell Crowe? Like seriously, yes motherfucker, you should read for it. You have zero genre work under your belt so we have nothing to go on. Go eat a dick.

Just in time to help me deal with this new Sturmtruppem TSA bullshit by leaving the smartphone & hard drive at home and taking a dumbphone and an empty lappie with me.

How do you move? You’re a puddle of pure, unrefined evil!

Why on Earth is it still not grated?

You’re still waiting for that second service pack to Windows 7 before you commit, aren’t you?

Dammit, I had already started “celebrating” before I noticed it’s a shitty mobile game.

They laugh at you now, but when it bears out later this year you will be a god.

*Untolled. It’s never about being secret, it’s about being unknown.

*wringer, because:

Chewie was on the ground at Endor.

I am surprisingly comfortable with this sobriquet.