I do. I already sat Empire down and had “The Talk.”

This. Antilles is the Smith of the SW universe.

Never nice to sponge off someone else’s wit.

Welp, his work is done here.

Why? Why do you people write like this? Name one demo that you’re addressing here unironically.

OMG my people! I am home!

This explains so much.

Dear god the memories that track brings back. :)

Bless you, you damned dirty ape!

Interesting. Have you considered explaining the purpose of such language for humans and how it has an age limit? My five year old has yet to utter anything he’s heard either at home or school that’s on The List. It’s amazing what one can accomplish with demystification.

Can’t really have her go Phoenix in the last movie and then just move on to the next story.

Jesus Christ, this! So fucking much. “dur hurr, let’s make our 7 year old a baseball star by having them bat 4th in game seven of the World Series.”

Working class rust belt whites have seen their communities getting worse while the rest of the country bounced back. Hillary didn’t do much to speak to them and specifically spoke about ending some of their few remaining employment alternatives (natural gas, oil, coal). These people never really gave a fuck about…

Is that Carrie Kelley? Cause damn, she looks just like Barb before she puts on the Robin outfit. #TheStrangerKnight

Cool website. Next time you want to show us a website for looking for things without a fucking search bar, don’t.

O dear god please! YES!

Let me be the first to exclaim, incredulously, “Norv Turner’s still coaching?!”

I need to qualify this to ensure no thinks I’m behind some third party nincompoop to hold the highest office in the land. I’m not. Thank you for adding to my point.

Yes, yes! Susan’s right! Very necessary!

“I don’t actually understand what Harvey’s doing here, and since I can’t actually call the Met’s press office to book time with him for clarification, I’m going to go ahead and trash it.”