I do. I already sat Empire down and had “The Talk.”

Welp, his work is done here.

OMG my people! I am home!

Jesus Christ, this! So fucking much. “dur hurr, let’s make our 7 year old a baseball star by having them bat 4th in game seven of the World Series.”

Working class rust belt whites have seen their communities getting worse while the rest of the country bounced back. Hillary didn’t do much to speak to them and specifically spoke about ending some of their few remaining employment alternatives (natural gas, oil, coal). These people never really gave a fuck about…

Cool website. Next time you want to show us a website for looking for things without a fucking search bar, don’t.

Let me be the first to exclaim, incredulously, “Norv Turner’s still coaching?!”

I need to qualify this to ensure no thinks I’m behind some third party nincompoop to hold the highest office in the land. I’m not. Thank you for adding to my point.

Yes, yes! Susan’s right! Very necessary!

“I don’t actually understand what Harvey’s doing here, and since I can’t actually call the Met’s press office to book time with him for clarification, I’m going to go ahead and trash it.”

This meets all the pre-conceived notions I formed while reading this. Thank you for that.

I’m just pissed she didn’t get an Emmy for Season 3, cause, fuck. And OMG I was a fucking wreck when Reese saw her in that freezing car.

Christ, Henson was fucking spectacular in this. My heart broke in a million little pieces when Carter died.

God damn. Grade A, certified word porn right there. Ima re-read that like 100 times this week.

Just in case any of you mooks are wondering how to spouse; this is how you fucking spouse.

Holy shit Michael Chertoff.

THISISWHYICAMEHERETHISISWHYICAMEHERE!!!! Man, every day I was like “pfff, I can do that,” and every day I chickened out of calling in. :(

The thieves eluded the cameras, they did not allude to them.

This is some good Kinja right here.

Infringing on their right to be an unapologetic asshole.