Making it a “soul patch?”

3 giant rubber bands and an ID window you’re forced to take the ID out of anyway. Typical for a generation raised on elastic waistbands.

3 giant rubber bands and an ID window you’re forced to take the ID out of anyway. Typical for a generation raised on…

Look at this gem buried aaaaaall the way down here. WTF, man?!

Literally the first thing I said after reading the headline.

The Coach Money Clip Card Case, $85. Because if you’re carrying more than two cards and an ID, well, you’ve got some life choices to reconsider.

The Coach Money Clip Card Case, $85. Because if you’re carrying more than two cards and an ID, well, you’ve got some…

That’s Reeve’s Kent, and I fucking love it! Can’t wait!

“Absolutely in possession of a handgun.”

This really should be at the top you guys.

Nice.

It’s not a thing. Semi-automatic pistols are recoil operated, not gas like semi-auto rifles, so water doesn’t stop the thing from happening. I can’t guess what the barrel extension is for though.

This deserves way more stars. Slackers.

Finally!

o dear

Sadly, yes. Thankfully the Benjamin I threw at the screen didn’t go through.

You’ve got it backwards, and that’s why there will never be a third party president. Y’all want to get on the Nurburgring at 16 with a learner’s permit. If all you idealists would get viable 3rd party pols in local and state elections year in and year out, you’d eventually have a shot at the White House.

This is woefully understarred.

Size.

“no universal translator, for starters”

Imbued. The word you’re looking for is imbued.

Chuck season 6 confirmed!